Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 09, 2022

Definition of a Wise Husband…

Just before the last panel: “… and now the rest of the story …”

Why… That’s just… Waitsaminute… Dang!!! I just noticed only now that me pinky finger has indeed evolved into a cellphone stand!

True love, he will climb the highest mountain for her

Far and away, the best singing he’s ever heard.

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Up close, not so much.

People tell me I should sing tenor……..tenor 12 blocks away… :P :P :P

I sing in my truck where no one can hear me. Everybody happy : )

Think maybe you’ve gotten far enough away, Horace?

Hope it’s not the ECHO CAVE!

and Melody continues…“One hundred and nine bottles of beer on the wall a hundred and nine borrles of beer if one of the bottles should happen to fall, one hundred and eight bottles of beer”…!

That’s one smart horse!

He can’t contain a lie, he has to set it free

I applaud him for doing that.

Hah Samson, now that is a long way to go for a joke. Hahaha, but a good joke for sure.

A sweet melody but she was hoarse.

Melody, can you carry a tune?

Carry that one you’re singing outside and bury it!

Sent this to my wife. Now hiding in the basement.

“Wagner’s music isn’t as bad as it sounds.”

Now go back and tell her she sings like a shovel.

I don’t see any fingers while they wear the shoes.

Non-indicative name, then?

If a man speaks, and a woman isn’t around to hear, is he still wrong?

This is part of Greek mythology. The forbidden words were “Midas has asses’ ears.”

Reminds me of Key & Peele. :)