Public Service Announcement for Those Who Have Not Yet Made a New Year’s Resolution
Here’s the thinking behind trollish comments. The troll can dash off a quick one-liner — never more than a dozen words, half of them insults — post it in several dozen places, then sit back and watch sane people waste their time composing well-reasoned paragraphs in response. Then the troll might throw another occasional 1-liner into the conversation to spark another spate of time-wasting restatements of obvious facts, cogent logic, and sensible reasoning, with the bonus that some of those will actually quote the troll’s own words, thereby giving them yet another public exposure. The real bonus comes when the trollish comment gets so many responses that it gets promoted to that strip’s “featured comment” of the day, where it’ll be the ONLY one that 98% of the visitors to the strip will ever see.
In the coming year, please resolve not to feed the trolls, thereby rewarding their behavior.
Just park on the lawn like I do. I mean really, it’s dirt and grass. It grows back and we have to waste money mowing and watering it anyway. Let’s get some use out of it.
Yep, gotta be Episcopalians. My wife (before we were married) served on the vestry (church board) of an Episcopal church where the raging debate every month was “How do we get out of church an hour?” She got sick of it. This issue was important because “people have tee times you know.”
Is Alexa a shabbos goy? With proper training beforehand, saying “Alexa, it is dark in here!” will cause Alexa to turn on the lights. I’m sure she can even keep track of when shabbat begins and ends although I’m not sure if that is an inbuilt bit of knowledge like the exact time of sunrise and sunset wherever you might be. Just thinkin’…
A former friar at our church always ended the 9:30am Sunday Mass (that is important to mention because it is the most crowded one) by saying “Be kind to others…starting in the parking lot.” Always. Every. Sunday.
Years ago in Boston, I spotted a church which had solved that problem in a way that could happen only in Boston.
I was walking down the street one morning and was passing by a large old church. I noticed several cars that appeared at first glace to be waiting for the traffic light to change so they could make a Left Turn. Then, at second glace, I realized there was no one IN those cars. They were just Parked in the street’s Left Turn Lane. While I was going “What the Heck?” about that, a few more cars pulled up behind the ones already there, people got out, locked their cars and walked over into the Church.
I kept on walking for a while, then turned around and headed back to where I was living. When I passed the church on the way back, the entire street in front of the church was filled with parked cars. They had literally turned a public street into a parking lot while they went to church.
Only in Boston. Mostly because the Boston Police are notorious for Never enforcing Traffic and Parking laws.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Parking, a problem observant Jews don’t have to worry about when going to services.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 3 years ago
And if parking is a problem, his congregation must be growing!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Public Service Announcement for Those Who Have Not Yet Made a New Year’s Resolution
Here’s the thinking behind trollish comments. The troll can dash off a quick one-liner — never more than a dozen words, half of them insults — post it in several dozen places, then sit back and watch sane people waste their time composing well-reasoned paragraphs in response. Then the troll might throw another occasional 1-liner into the conversation to spark another spate of time-wasting restatements of obvious facts, cogent logic, and sensible reasoning, with the bonus that some of those will actually quote the troll’s own words, thereby giving them yet another public exposure. The real bonus comes when the trollish comment gets so many responses that it gets promoted to that strip’s “featured comment” of the day, where it’ll be the ONLY one that 98% of the visitors to the strip will ever see.
In the coming year, please resolve not to feed the trolls, thereby rewarding their behavior.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just park on the lawn like I do. I mean really, it’s dirt and grass. It grows back and we have to waste money mowing and watering it anyway. Let’s get some use out of it.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or would you rather have the opposite problem, no cars in the lot at all?
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
Well, better parking than parkour as a problem.
TexTech almost 3 years ago
Yep, gotta be Episcopalians. My wife (before we were married) served on the vestry (church board) of an Episcopal church where the raging debate every month was “How do we get out of church an hour?” She got sick of it. This issue was important because “people have tee times you know.”
tvstevie almost 3 years ago
If this doesn’t practically SCREAM Princeton, I don’t know what does!!
Benign Bodger almost 3 years ago
Is Alexa a shabbos goy? With proper training beforehand, saying “Alexa, it is dark in here!” will cause Alexa to turn on the lights. I’m sure she can even keep track of when shabbat begins and ends although I’m not sure if that is an inbuilt bit of knowledge like the exact time of sunrise and sunset wherever you might be. Just thinkin’…
BC in NC Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A former friar at our church always ended the 9:30am Sunday Mass (that is important to mention because it is the most crowded one) by saying “Be kind to others…starting in the parking lot.” Always. Every. Sunday.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Remember,Scottie only runs a teeny-weeny church in a teeny-weeny town.No comparison to the phony megabucks churches.
Just like promoting a movie,he has to think up hopefully harmless ways to make his church “Boffo B.O.”.
jbp3253 over 2 years ago
Does talking, beyond a certain amount, qualify as work?
bakana over 2 years ago
Years ago in Boston, I spotted a church which had solved that problem in a way that could happen only in Boston.
I was walking down the street one morning and was passing by a large old church. I noticed several cars that appeared at first glace to be waiting for the traffic light to change so they could make a Left Turn. Then, at second glace, I realized there was no one IN those cars. They were just Parked in the street’s Left Turn Lane. While I was going “What the Heck?” about that, a few more cars pulled up behind the ones already there, people got out, locked their cars and walked over into the Church.
I kept on walking for a while, then turned around and headed back to where I was living. When I passed the church on the way back, the entire street in front of the church was filled with parked cars. They had literally turned a public street into a parking lot while they went to church.
Only in Boston. Mostly because the Boston Police are notorious for Never enforcing Traffic and Parking laws.
tvstevie over 2 years ago
A Princeton, NJ, Congregation if ever there was one!