The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 25, 2021

Touche, Brutus!

Brutus will have to watch his back.

Way to get her, Brutus. She needs to be got.

That was rather blunt, Brutus. But then, I had a better relationship with my MIL.

Brutus, you are giving nuts to a gargoyle??? Tigers, and lions and bears!! Oh my!!

/SHMIRK/

As a comeback, mother Gargle has a turkey for Brutus.

nice gift ! cashews are pretty pricey

He should have gone with a holy water based skin cream. That would clear up all of that unsightly sea hag.

Brutus, you don’t make enough to afford a food taster.

Nice gift. For a baboon.

I guess I’m a nut. I like cashews.

I shouldn’t have laughed….but I did!

Merry Christmas Sansoms! Thanks for the laughs throughout the year!

That would be tantamount to catabolism if Mother Gargle ate nuts then. eww!

Merry Christmas to all of my fellow Loser lovers out there.

I’m also in the love cashews camp. I’d much rather have them than candy.

Merry Christmas!

Get Mother Gargle some tin snips so she can cut her hair.

be careful Brutus, Cashews also sounds like catch you and I’m not sure you want her catching you. :D

Phew, another one in the books. There’s treats in the barn and just one more thing to do…

Merry Christmas, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Buon Natale, Feliz Natal, Vrolijk kerstfeest, Frohe Weinachten and Happy Holidays to all!

HO HO HO

Sanity Claus

Merry Christmas, Mr. Chip Sansom. Hope you resume new Born Loser strips post surgery in 2022.

Merry Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS from Arizona!

I think mother Gargle needs a broom?

To Art and Chip Sansom, Merry Christmas, happy new year

Considering her disposition, I’d have gone with Sour Patch Kids candy.

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and he shall be called Wonderful Counsellor, Prince of Peace, Mighty God

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan, et al. my friends.

She’s pretty salty too.

Wut Roo Brutus. You’re gonna have a mighty COLD COAL Christmas. Feel the love. Merry Christmas ye Born Losers… and A Happy New Years. Oh, come all ye Faithful --

Uncooked cashews are poisonous

You should have given her a female dog!

I was slightly surprised he announced his reasons for his gifts – but they did make me laugh!

Zing!

So good on so many levels. Gargoyle should be glad they were out of chocolate covered bat guano!

I happen to just Love cashews. However, you missed the association you were looking for in that cashews are technically not nuts as they don’t have shells. Still gave me a laugh my friend. Regardless, she will still get even . Merry Christmas to you and your family…..

Technically, cashews aren’t nuts, they’re drupes… But I don’t think that would endear him any more to Mother Gargle.

At first I thought Mother Gargles hair was smoke from the kitchen! lol

You gave her your gift?

Actually Brutus, cashews are not nuts, they are a drupe. Of course drupe does seems like a pretty good name for Mother Gargle.

Brutus offers the mother-in-law, a wistful comment….heh..heh!

Merry Christmas and God bless you all!

HaHA! Brutus with the “Christmas Zing!”!!!

But they are EXPENSIVE nuts. Merry Christmas.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! I love it!! Nuts for the nut. Great job, Brutus!!

Wouldn’t “Nuts to you!” be more appropriate?