Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 13, 2021

Gary, you’re qualified for a lot of discounts, being a senior vampire!!

hey a fire sign too!

One more year Gary and you’ll be 715 years old, that should make you senior enough.

Awww, Gary was born just a few months before Friday the Thirteenth of October, 1307, when King Philip the Fair of France and Pope Clement V tried to destroy the Templars who turned into the Free Masons who started Protestantism and Democracy. So Gary is the Spirit of America.

Hey, Gary’s my much older twin :-D Gary, Billy Bob Thornton, the late Queen Mum, Barack Obama…and me!

I like how this guy just believed him. If someone said that to me, I’d be like, “Right, I get it, it’s not my business.”

Egads! Is The Hammered Henchman closed and rebranded!? Say it ain’t so!

Aw heck, Gary—-just take it! Us old goats deserve it, and coffee’s coffee!

714 last August.

Check his ID

And the Home Office agrees.

Fun fact: on the current (Gregorian) calendar that would be August 12, not August 4.

Pretty certain having a Septuacentennial makes you a senior citizen, Gary.

That’s my sister’s birthday!

4 VIII 1307? Ah, yes, an auspicious date for sure!

And at 714+, you surely do qualify for a Senior Discount, Gary….

He didn’t have to give the right year. 714 years is quite good.

That was a good year.