So, we didn’t learn a lot today, except that the Apparatus is still in business despite the raid, they’ve recruited Patty Cure against her will, and she wants to help stop them.
My Preacher Grandfather heard a story from one of his fellow preachers from across town, Where a guy stole his wife’s butter’n’egg money and went on a debauch on Saturday night. Sunday Morning the preacher was giving the congregants heck and encouraging them all to “tell your Sins to the Lord, Tell it to tha Lord!” The Guy was confessing all his Saturday Night activities to the Congregation while the preacher continued to encourage “Tell it to the Lord.”His finale was to confess what he did in the barnyard when, Blind Drunk, he stumbled across the family Goat. The preacher went from a high pitched “TITTL” to a basso “Oh, budder, I don’t know if I’d a Told That!”
1-PATTY CAKES: Lastly, you need a pair of glasses like these to hide those hideous bug-eyes of yours!
DOLL: What are you hiding with your glasses?
2-PATTY CAKES: I BEG YOUR PARDON!!! MY EYES ARE PERFECT! I wear these glasses as an accessory! I don’t even need corrective lenses…
*3-…mister…uh…say. What is your name?
DOLL: Detective Doll.
*PATTY CAKES: I bet you get a lot of ribbing for that, buddy! Well, that’s something else we can change in addition to your wardrobe. Something more befitting the man that you…
DOLL: I’M NOT A MAN!
*PATTY CAKES: Seriously? With that haircut? Wait. Are you confessing something here? Did you cower in the face of danger thereby making you feel “unmanly”?
Being the agent for a pro wrestler might not have been the most prestigious of occupations for Patty Cure, but, if we are to believe her protests, she has her limits and does not care to be a madam running a string of escorts.
Lizz is probably astonished at the vehemence of Patty’s plaint. But will we see her going undercover as either a manager or as an escort? How much of the Apparatus remains active?
Lizz and Tracy need to have a brainstorming session (with Sam and the rest of the MCU present, as well as I think Chief Patton)….
Brian Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So is that Briar’s former business?
Neil Wick almost 3 years ago
Good morning™, all!
So, we didn’t learn a lot today, except that the Apparatus is still in business despite the raid, they’ve recruited Patty Cure against her will, and she wants to help stop them.
22ph almost 3 years ago
Lizz will have a new job in the coming days… working for Patty Cure
Jab Jr 1957 almost 3 years ago
I think every adult here knows what an “escort service” is. I used one once. She was nice.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 3 years ago
Good morning™, tanned and terrified !
Time to apply some “cure” for this apparati virus. Calling Lizz. Calling Dr. Lizz.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Her expression last panel, great!
crobinson019 almost 3 years ago
I don’t think she’s being 100% truthful
Carl Fink Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why is Lizz that astonished? Or am I misreading the art? Surely a police detective knows that organized crime runs brothels?
avenger09 almost 3 years ago
Gotta love Patty’s 1970’s mood color changing earrings!(see yesterday’s installment).
It is smart that she switched to different eyeglasses that would stay on her face!(also see yesterday’s installment).
Sloppy, sloppy sloppy!
mxy almost 3 years ago
They want her to head an escort service for all the right reasons. Set up shop at the top of Four Seasons.
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
Shades of a certain woman’s federal trial that has just gone to jury.
Alfred Brown almost 3 years ago
My Preacher Grandfather heard a story from one of his fellow preachers from across town, Where a guy stole his wife’s butter’n’egg money and went on a debauch on Saturday night. Sunday Morning the preacher was giving the congregants heck and encouraging them all to “tell your Sins to the Lord, Tell it to tha Lord!” The Guy was confessing all his Saturday Night activities to the Congregation while the preacher continued to encourage “Tell it to the Lord.”His finale was to confess what he did in the barnyard when, Blind Drunk, he stumbled across the family Goat. The preacher went from a high pitched “TITTL” to a basso “Oh, budder, I don’t know if I’d a Told That!”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 3 years ago
there’s the risk with that sort of plan. if you push the subject too much they might decide they will risk the other side.
WilliamVollmer almost 3 years ago
Would “regular” management experience work for an “escort service”?
tsull2121 almost 3 years ago
Now I remember where patty cure was from….wasnt she thunderchild’s agent?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What kind of packages were dropped off? Why an escort device? Where is this story going?
David Rickard Premium Member almost 3 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
“I managed a small accounting firm! I don’t have any background in sex work. This is a mismatch to my skills and I resent it!”
L Silverman almost 3 years ago
“Mommy, what’s an escort service?”
“Ehhh…that’s like when grandpa needs help with the groceries or a ride home. Yeahhh….”
Batster almost 3 years ago
Off for Christmas trip this afternoon; a Very Merry to all, and see you when I get back!
Another Take almost 3 years ago
1-PATTY CAKES: Lastly, you need a pair of glasses like these to hide those hideous bug-eyes of yours!
DOLL: What are you hiding with your glasses?
2-PATTY CAKES: I BEG YOUR PARDON!!! MY EYES ARE PERFECT! I wear these glasses as an accessory! I don’t even need corrective lenses…
*3-…mister…uh…say. What is your name?
DOLL: Detective Doll.
*PATTY CAKES: I bet you get a lot of ribbing for that, buddy! Well, that’s something else we can change in addition to your wardrobe. Something more befitting the man that you…
DOLL: I’M NOT A MAN!
*PATTY CAKES: Seriously? With that haircut? Wait. Are you confessing something here? Did you cower in the face of danger thereby making you feel “unmanly”?
DOLL: ALL RIGHT! I’LL CONFESS! Wait…
Eric S almost 3 years ago
so she’s Curing herself?
ScottHolman almost 3 years ago
My Dad’s uncle was on a destroyer escort.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Being the agent for a pro wrestler might not have been the most prestigious of occupations for Patty Cure, but, if we are to believe her protests, she has her limits and does not care to be a madam running a string of escorts.
Lizz is probably astonished at the vehemence of Patty’s plaint. But will we see her going undercover as either a manager or as an escort? How much of the Apparatus remains active?
Lizz and Tracy need to have a brainstorming session (with Sam and the rest of the MCU present, as well as I think Chief Patton)….
Dan Tooker almost 3 years ago
In panel 1 Cure looks like Gilbert Roland in drag.
IvanB.Cohen almost 3 years ago
This is what the Apparatus did with their fortune from the time drone? Why didn’t they just get in on the Bit Com thing?
IvanB.Cohen almost 3 years ago
Sounds like this lady is saying she was a victim of circumstances.
ComicsDad5 almost 3 years ago
It’s a new…something…that Patty’s lips are such that they throw an under shadow on her face…even though there’s no under lighting…