Herman by Jim Unger for January 04, 2022

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    That will cost extra.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll put you in with the Lions.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    What do you mean, “cancelled due to bad weather?”

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    No. Can you swim?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This must have been when Noah decided it would just be himself and his wife.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    I ordered POSH cabin reservations: Port Out, Starboard Home.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Well, he has two suitcases.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Red Buttons asked Whose job was it to change the newspapers?

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 3 years ago

    Bump the unicorns.

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    rfallstich  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, and no seating on the carnivore deck.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Me and you Lord.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMH_uVu2Acs

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    papajim545  almost 3 years ago

    You’re not on the list, Bucko

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    monya_43  almost 3 years ago

    He would need a window seat because of the horrific smell.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “No seat for you!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ummm as you can see….there are no windows…..maybe try another cruise line!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Clever. But my favorite Ark cartoon: Graffiti on the side of the cabin, with all animals on deck looking innocent, and it reads: “Tell the Cicadas to Shut Up!”

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    Well, … for a slight fee, I could upgrade you to Business Class.

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    smoore47  almost 3 years ago

    Sure, buddy. This is the Titanic – the first word in luxury. Welcome aboard.

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    Wirepuncher   almost 3 years ago

    My passenger list is full but I need a stall cleaner.

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    You can ride for free if you feed the animals and give them dance lessons

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    NO……

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    sandflea  almost 3 years ago

    No can do, buddy. You’re tenth row center on the poop deck.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    BUNNIES!

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe, how are you at shoveling manure?

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    SofaKing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    All the animals in the world were in walking distance of Noah’s place?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    “Outside, yes.”

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    Ukko wilko  almost 3 years ago

    No, but I can fit you in… in the lion food section.

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    Old Asdirt  almost 3 years ago

    No, but you can have the seat at the stern when not occupied.

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