B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 22, 2022

There must be a traffic light a few inches ahead.

Hey, don’t take it personally.

Snail: “Everybody is a critic.”

Next, the snail cop gives him a ticket for speeding.

https://youtu.be/9X_4R-CaHWc

You gotta keep at least one eye on the road.

Is that a command, or an observation?

There’s a sign ahead, it says: “Welcome to the Twilight Zone”.

Lucky it didn’t say “FAST”.

In his case, shouldn’t it say “slower”?

He can crawl into his shell if he’s stopped!

Hey, not a judgement, just an observation there, buddy. You do you, dude.

I know I’ve posted it before, but it’s one of my favorite jokes:

Two snails on a turtle’s back. One says to the other, “Get ready for the ride of your life!” ☺

Choice is a wonderful thing.

Garden Snails, Toed Sloths, Sea Anemones…and me ;)

Mocking him?

Cue “Take it easy” by The eagles

We got stuck on I95 in an ice storm, similar to the recent one. It took us 23 hours to go 8 miles to a spot where we could exit! We were coming back from a cruise. My son had bought a stuffed sloth and it was on the dash. I would take him and make his arms wave madly and say “COME ON!! Move it!” when we started crawling along at about 6 miles an hours, I had him yell “WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!” We were all going a bit nuts. At least we had a cooler full of snacks, and a hybrid, so we didn’t run out of gas!

That’s a pretty slow strip.

Git along slow poke…

“Whatever” is passé. It should be “Wait, What?”

Slow………..is relative……..Movein’ on…..

While driving on highway 151 South in Wisconsin I came across signs that said, “Clean Restrooms Ahead”. I must have cleaned a half dozen public restrooms along 151 South before I got home.

A while back, I was wondering what a snail would do if I surrounded them with a pile of salt.

Beware, salty roads in winter

Taking slow and safe to the extreme.

Something I remind people from time to time, it’s not how fast you can go, but how fast you can stop that is the most important. Adjust both to keep from doing things like this. Dying instantaneously is small comfort from the fact that you are now, quite suddenly, dead:

https://abc7chicago.com/will-county-crash-i-55-car-crashes-into-semi-north/11495848/

“I can do it!! I’m GOOD at it!!”

Comment, or, warning?

If people always behaved, we wouldn’t need laws. The less people practice self-discipline, the more government we need.