Monty by Jim Meddick for January 24, 2022

So I guess it sucks.

Want those? I always liked the outer part of Fig Newtons best. I can sterilize them in the microwave. :-)

Oh no Monty, did you pick up weird habits from Moondog?!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2002/01/30

Karma will get you eventually Monty

Is that even possible?

I’ll bet he does that with Oreos too.

Fig Jelly?? It’s jelly from a donut, Fig Newtons have jam.

FunFact! Fig jam is made from a blend of figs, sawdust and whisker trimmings.

“It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that”>

And now we finally know why Monty’s neighbor doesn’t invite him to parties.

Warning – Commercial break: As a lover of fig Newtons, let me throw in a plug for “fig honey” sold at Kroger’s – it’s wonderful on bread or crackers! Tastes just like the Fig Newton filling. We now return you this cartoon…

That kind of talent and no steady girlfriend.

Written memories of misdeeds can be a mistake…don’t ask how I know.

“Fig breath” will give him away. Nothing like being on an Arctic mission with someone who has a death wish.

It wasn’t me, Maddox! It’s just a fig newton of your imagination!

In the metric system, a newton is a unit of force, and I think fig is one of those prefixes, like pico, femto, or peta.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! :)

No way you can do that unless you alter and remove most of the viscosity of the filling.

They need to send people who are much better suited for that.

Doug McClure would’ve just knocked Maddox out.

I would destroy that diary entry if i was him. Some things are better left unsaid or unreported…..

Monty, you fink! I hope the crazed crew short-sheets you!

I’d be be perfect for any kind of secluded and confined work. All I need is NetHack.