That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 24, 2022

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    Solstice*1947  almost 3 years ago

    /// Kaiser Ferdinand (Second) is standing

    in his portrait, erect and commanding.

    He’d stiffly paraded

    and, this time, unaided.

    (The stick up his butt needed sanding.)

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    It’s called the Element of Suprise. First, I distract them with my legs. THEN, I wack them on the head with this stick.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 3 years ago

    Sir Lynn Belvedere of Clifton Webbingham , ready to discipline the children.

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    orinoco womble  almost 3 years ago

    “Of course all military officers have good posture! You can’t bend over in one of these! Hell, you can’t even look down without falling over.”

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    pcolli  almost 3 years ago

    “Does my bum look big in this?”

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    portrait of ballet dancer in his best suit of armor…

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    jdculhane46  almost 3 years ago

    Are you sure this is what the “cool” people are wearing to the Super Bowl”?

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    If you ever have to fight him, go for the legs.

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    Buzzworld  almost 3 years ago

    “What? It’s laundry day. This all I could find that was clean.”

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    The Emperor visits NorwAy in a desperate search for one more way Some creative form To veer from the normAnd perform foreplay in a doorway

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    Econ01  almost 3 years ago

    Lord Thorvald Ikea posing with the dowel that gave him his big idea!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “It’s just a stick!” (Star Wars bad lip reading)

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    Reader  almost 3 years ago

    Sir Percival the Duck-footed is pleased as punch that his assignment is to lead the marching band.

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    rmremail  almost 3 years ago

    Is that an armored dress that he’s wearing

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  almost 3 years ago

    Moments in plumbers helper portraiture.

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture #369

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    wincoach Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He admittingly did feel better after finally pulling the stick out of his *&#, and immediately looked around for different clothes

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    rugeirn  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a general thought that his stick / Is a atand-in of sorts for his prick / In which case, he’s gone loopy / To hold it so droopy / That’s just not the right shtick for a dick!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 3 years ago

    When he heard that there would be a dance battle, he decided to take no chances.

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    Another Take  almost 3 years ago

    Queen Elizabeth collar – check. Michael Jackson one glove only – check. Baryshnikov tights – check. Bill Shoemaker’s riding crop and winner’s sash -check and check! Now where’s the guy with the Polaroid Camera???

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    Holden Awn  almost 3 years ago

    Not surprisingly, Theodore never did well when battling Lilliputians.

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    anomaly  almost 3 years ago

    “And here we see Frederick modeling this year’s Under Armour, designed for better air flow and temperature regulation than last year’s.”

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    marc rossi Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No one seems to have noticed (especially you, Steve). that the “top” of a plunger is where you put your hands. The “bottom” of a plunger is what does the “plunging”. Come on Steve, you need to read your caption before you print it.

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    The Archduke had found that that style that allowed him to go from the ballet to the battlefield.

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Emperor Ferdinand II standing

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Johann_Peter_Krafft_-_Kaiser_Ferdinand_II._stehend_-_6662_-_%C3%96sterreichische_Galerie_Belvedere.jpg 

    (best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this oil on paper on cardboard, roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2022/01/masterpiece-2865.html 

    I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works, by this artist, have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/11/12?comments=visible 

    has the prior (the 14 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative).

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Alas, the poor queen is NOT flushed with success.

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    poor prince Federick , the queen had unusually large deposits and is seen with his " break up stick"

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Emperor Ferdinand II did need to take clothing advice from Carol Burnett.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Johann’s last words were “I’m tired of this painting. Let somebody else paint the lower half.”. Then he walked off.

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