Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 2022

Trees are good

I know what it’s like to have only one bathroom, too.

Get a bucket and don’t miss any commercials!

What happened to all the other bathrooms?

https://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2010/02/07

What?! Is the game on already? Who’s winning?

They’re going to miss the halftime show to go to the bathroom? Heavens forfend!

This is why I’ll never have a single bath house again.

My family home had a bathroom downstairs and one upstairs, so answering nature calls was no problem for a family of seven.

there’s also a nice fire hydrant at the corner

I think Wally may have the right idea…

Super Bowl LVI? Is that the Las Vegas … “Islanders”? “Indians”? I bet it’s the “Infielders”.

Who’s in there? The duck?

Most cities, you can gauge superb owl watching by the water pressure drops at commercial breaks. Although, according to one survey I did this week, more people watch for the commercials than the halftime show. The game is fourth, after ‘None’.

Who is in the bathroom? They are all standing outside the door.

I don’t see the cat. Is there a litterbox in there?

Did anyone else think that the salsa was a little “tangy”?

my second oldest grandson now ten, has a small bladder – yes actually, physically, medically confirmed (they keep saying he will ‘grow’ out of this?) – on longer road trips over the last couple of years he has come to ‘know’ a few trees across the land. AND he is not embarrassed to know a few more if he has to. I love traveling with him as he has turned it into an art form AND a satirical comedy routine. when we were traveling in Alaska last summer he had us all in stitches. he has definitely learned how to take lemons from life and make lemonade at a young age.

They haven’t played the Stupid Bowl yet?

I was wondering if the robo-vac got in there first.

Real live stadium experience.

The guys can go outside, unless…..

Might want to consider Oogie’s box.

GO RAMS!!!

Wally’s in line too? Is he potty trained?

I wonder how much money changes hands just due to a Super Bowl. In-stadium: gate take, salaries, concessions, security, insurance, parking. Media: air time costs. In town: food, bars, hotels, transportation/parking, more security, bets and such. Oh, and don’t forget the working girls’ take. I bet it’s close to a billion-with a b.

Hurry it up, Patrick!

We’ll be watching the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet tomorrow. We’ll DVR the ball game, as usual, to fast forward through it to see the new commercials.

I refuse to believe they only have one bathroom…