Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 07, 2022

What about the part where you go to jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200?

Don’t kiss him. He’ll give you mono.

The Two Hundred Dollars was actually yours all the time. We just figured it out.

He has got a monopoly on the use of that old line.

Isn’t he wearing a monocle?

He’ll want a Monopoly on her affection.

You don’t look like a Nigerian Prince

Uncle Pennybags hates giving away money… so the bank will charge you $100 to correct the $50 error.

You want a monocle? https://www.gocomics.com/andertoons/2022/02/07?ct=v&cti=2296855

Let’s go back to my office where we can undress the issue.

Now you can buy that Railroad that you’ve always wanted.

Apologies to the Parkers Bros. and Hasbro.

Sounds like she’s not going to report the error….gasp

You’ll be glad to know it’s reversible.

I always wanted there to be another Community Chest card: “Bank corrects its error and charges fee—pay $250.”

I sort of met a guy who looked like the Monopoly man once. I was trying to put a 50# bag of dog food in my car, when he got out of his car to put it in there for me. When I thanked him, he said, “I was sitting there, watching you, and I didn’t see how a little bitty gal could ever get that in there!” LOL

I have a hotel on the property next door. Let’s discuss it there.

Sir, a gentleman removes his hat indoors and when in the presence of a lady.

The bank never makes errors in your favor; they make an error, and then you owe the money back, with interest!

(Yes, I get the joke)