Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 07, 2022

Special mission time for Winky. Hard to see how he could lose his spleen, but Winky is resourceful that way,

I once had an undercover agent record a conversation with a suspect. Only it turned out he recorded himself going to the toilet, flushing, and then turning the recorder off.

Since you is already in space station, just use a regular telescope, doc.

A coworker was trying to suck up to a manager transferring to another location by showing a slideshow of humorous events at his going away party. After a few minutes of him trying to fix the blank screen I hollered out (as a joke, I thought) to remove the lens cap. Turns out that was indeed the problem. But it all worked out, the manager left, took this guy with him, and the world was a better place.

Nothing says “Science Lab” more than mechanical gears on the wall.

Umm… “farther into the universe”. Use “farther” when distance is involved.

Webb is supposed to make it back to right after the big bang, seeing further should be interesting

I have plenty of lens cap videos from my old camcorder. Very frustrating.

…but resolution is everything!

Someone is going to have to go and remove that.

Winky will get out there and remove the lens cap, just in time to discover that Dr. Mel forgot to equip the telescope with spare batteries.

We love Winky. Don’t we love Winky? Who loves Winky?

Find the distant in the near, the large in the small, the visible behind the….nah, just can’t even pretend this will work out.

I’m always disappointed when I see Winky and a spleen isn’t involved!

That Lens Cap was a real problem.

Among other things, Space Suits don’t have any Pockets to put the cap in.