Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 09, 2022

Our cat would have thrashed him with her switching tail.

That tail is easy to believe.

Better than a dream about eating Tootsie Rolls

Looks like you were trying to get some tail…ooww.

I sleep so much better since I banned the cats from the bedroom at night.

Did you lick it?

It’s an award that will soon become a disaster – it’s a Cat-tache-trophy.

I have a cat. Last night I dreamed I was wearing a monocle!

but in reality you have a kittystache. My brother gets it every time he holds the cat. :D

Just be really happy it is not a MOOSE stache.

Man wakes up, orange tabby cat’s rear is in his face; man says, “I thought it was a dream Donald Trump was talking to me.” (I got that one from a lady here at GoComics).

I have a towel at the end of the bed and Tigger knows that’s his spot, however, the other night, he was leaning on me most the night…I changed sides but he remained in the same spot all night! OY

Somewhat hissterical.

Better than the wife having a mustache.

He’s nothing if not subtle.

The art work is great. Even cat hair on the blanket!

Or a giant Wooly Bear Caterpillar….

Classic cat maneuver. Always wanting to stick some part of their booty in your face.

Unfortunately, it was not a dream about wearing a mask over my eyes. I was driving from San Antonio to Houston on the interstate with one of my mohter’s cats. He decided he wanted to sit on my shoulders for the ride which was fine. It was only when he wrapped his tail around my head and covered my glasses. Now that was a problem.

One night I dreamt I was Chewbacca. I woke up and the cat – the WHOLE cat – was lying on my face.

I wonder why? ;-)