Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2022

Very suttle Cymbolism.

Yoicks! A fate worse than dad jokes?!?!? Cruel and unusual.

Remember to pull the clerk’s finger on the way out…

Death by groaning

Hearing or telling?

Twenty dad jokes?! Oh, the horror!

You’re gonna get graded on whether you understand them or if you groan.. even a little bit!

Well, you is fortunate they didn’t sentence you to twenty bad jokes.

What was the crime? If you don’t know, there’s no deterrence. Also, is that item attached to the desk a light or a hi-hat?

Unless that’s “per hour” she got off lightly, knowing most dads.

Our preacher got a “Dad Joke of the Day” desk calendar for Christmas. Now, we get a couple every Sunday…

If I am the dad, this would most definitely be cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Better than Mom jokes!

To which she said, “Judge, have a banana, I would like to a peel that decision.”

Make that BAAAAD jokes

I’d take that as a consequence/punishment any day! They’re cringy but enjoyable nonetheless! haha!

OMG!

According to my kids that is a life sentence!

This is about my favorite hoodie to wear. Especially when I am out with my children. It is, after all, a father’s responsibility to embarrass their children appropriately.

https://www.gruntstyle.com/collections/mens-hoodies-and-sweatshirts/products/dad-defined-hoodie

I have a book of over 300 of them.

Chicago sentence for car jacking. Trouble is they can’t find the father.

Ohhhh, noooooo! I guess she’ll think twice about ever doing that again.

Cruel and unusual.

Welcome to the hell my wife lives in.

Plagiarized SHOE!

What do you call someone who jumps in the river in Paris? In Seine

My daughter always rolls her eyes, but she always laughs!

All them pretty lame, I bet.

Noooooooo!