Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 19, 2022

Isn’t conditioner a bit too fancy for a plugger?

It doesn’t look like he has enough on top for shampoo or conditioner.

Just Dr Bronner’s diluted 25:1 does the job. Just absolutely never use the peppermint. Ahcha!

Meh. I just use the same bar of soap on my hair as my body. I save hundreds a year.

I’ve needed glasses since childhood. Combo shampoo/conditioner, with only one bottle to find and identify, is a good thing. :)

With all that hair, he’s going to need more than one bottle.

I put a big “S” and “C” on the bottles with waterproof marker.

Eh, me bearly uses neither.

It’s true, they write “shampoo” and “liquid soap” (or whatever they call it) in teeny tiny letters. I don’t need to read all that stuff about aloe vera or whatever, I just need to know what goes where!

male pluggers only use bar soap for everything

Currently the bottles I use look completely different from one another, but before, I just wrote a large “S” & “C” on each with a marker.

I got a haircut. No conditioner needed now. My hippy-hairy days are over, but when I had the long locks, I strategically placed the shampoo and conditioner so I didn’t need my glasses.

Three levels of shelves in my shower, soap, shampoo, conditioner. Could find them with eyes closed.

We use different style containers: bottles for shampoo, squeeze tubes for conditioner.

I washed my hair with dog shampoo once, because it was the only bottle out of nine that said “SHAMPOO” in large friendly letters. LASIK solved that problem, I can see the pixels on my screens now.

It takes me a year to use a bottle of Prell

Pert is for Pluggers.

Used conditioner on my body once. Didn’t notice any change. Still fat!

Too many Pluggers used Irish Spring as shampoo and conditioner for years.

And now it’s all they need as a result.

I have shampoo with conditioner together.

I keep them in different places in the shower, don’t need to see them!

You don’t have to be able to read it to see one word is much longer.

By the time you become a plugger.. a bar of soap will do. The only reason you might use shampoo or conditioner is that old habits die hard.. and the missus keeps them around for herself.

My shampoo has the cap on the top while the conditioner has the cap on the bottom …so I stopped wearing my glasses in the shower.

Body wash isn’t good for your hair!

https://visual.ly/community/Infographics/humor/how-men-and-women-choose-shampoo

I use permanent marker S and C.

That’s why I buy the 2 combined into one bottle.

I can say with absolute certainty that no Plugger male ever uses conditioner: Unless he is on a trip and the hotel provides it for free. That is the only plausible exception. Well, except – maybe – if he is a barber.

Only a concern if you’ve still got hair that NEEDS conditioning.

What you do is buy a shampoo/conditioner combo.

OR you have separate shelves for shampoo and conditioner.

PERT!!!!