I hope that your fabric and paper accoutrements have received a lame-retardant treatment. We wouldn’t want you to lean in for a closer look, only to go up in a ball of lame.
It was a very sad day when she was born….she wasn’t a pretty sight. As the years passed, Oona was so self conscience of her looks, she put a bag over her head!
She met a guy, got involved and he insisted she remove the bag when they were in bed. She thought he’s taking an awful chance….So she reluctantly removed the bag….and he was so shocked, he jumped up and ran….she, being startled, asked him, “where are you going?”…he replied….
All Froglandians should immediately don their protective brown paper bag helmets! Immediately!
Thank goodness the FCDC (Froglandian Centre for Disease Control) is combatting the Lame-demic and endorses the protective Brown Paper Bag Helmet! For extra security, some elite Froglandians wear two brown paper bag helmets at once. Or none….
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Wow. That thing really works.
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I hope that your fabric and paper accoutrements have received a lame-retardant treatment. We wouldn’t want you to lean in for a closer look, only to go up in a ball of lame.
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
Haha!! A ball of lame. I love the sound of it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s leaking in from “Family Circus”!
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
How are the levels of lame depicted? Are they coded by color? By number? Or by the Fujita Scale?
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Has the unknown comic returned as a little girl? She’s sure to get gonged. Lame.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
See my finger, see if my thumb, is hitting me up to run, the comic scene smells of fists and guns.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
Learn about escaping…. Grace The Face…once an app. Always an a app.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You better head for the pond if you can, little girl
Hide your face in a bag, little girl
Catch you with indifferent lame
That’s the end, little girl
Artist: The Froggles – Title: Head For The Pond – Album: Frogger Soul – 1965
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Try a lamé dress instead.
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
Tune in tomorrow, same lame time, same lame station!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It was a very sad day when she was born….she wasn’t a pretty sight. As the years passed, Oona was so self conscience of her looks, she put a bag over her head!
She met a guy, got involved and he insisted she remove the bag when they were in bed. She thought he’s taking an awful chance….So she reluctantly removed the bag….and he was so shocked, he jumped up and ran….she, being startled, asked him, “where are you going?”…he replied….
YIKES!!!
GETTING THE BAG
GETTING THE BAG……
By “Severely Lame Minds, LLC”
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Who asked you? Those of us in this playpen know and accept lame for what it is: proof positive!
Linguist almost 3 years ago
LAME COMMENT ALERT!!
At the very first glance, I thought she was a Dallas Cowboy fan, but after reading the text, I realized that she was from New York.
Radish... almost 3 years ago
I work at the Lame-O-Mat, pat pending, in the middle of an empty parking lot.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Try putting your Mandalorian Halloween mask on …!
InquireWithin almost 3 years ago
She’s half the woman she used to be. Call security!
No wait, I think it was security who drew the eyes on her bag in the first place (he was bored, you see…) That is dangerously lame.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…I 2 D 2 was the hero in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory movie…
…Star Trek Wars pt. Ill: Attack of the Lame or When Lame Attacks…
…the Art of The Movie was its actual lameness…
… CGI was so passe…
…the real Lame went into medium production…
…people’s imagination become the stars of the show…
…like TOS to 9 year olds…
…really lame…
…because the Lame is real…
…TOS vs CGI…
…may the best Lame window shop…
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Protective clothing advised.
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
Everybody is on their lame game today. You guys are amazing.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Richard Thompson, call your (heavenly) office.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
W.O.R.K. in Cincinnati
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
DING DING DING!
Danger! Danger!
Dangerous levels of Lame detected!
All Froglandians should immediately don their protective brown paper bag helmets! Immediately!
Thank goodness the FCDC (Froglandian Centre for Disease Control) is combatting the Lame-demic and endorses the protective Brown Paper Bag Helmet! For extra security, some elite Froglandians wear two brown paper bag helmets at once. Or none….
daisypekin01 almost 3 years ago
me, too.
davidob almost 3 years ago
It’s your bag, man.
MyTBaron Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lameland, a romance of many levels, by A. Squiggle.