Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 12, 2022

Wow. That thing really works.

I hope that your fabric and paper accoutrements have received a lame-retardant treatment.   We wouldn’t want you to lean in for a closer look, only to go up in a ball of lame.

Haha!! A ball of lame. I love the sound of it.

It’s leaking in from “Family Circus”!

How are the levels of lame depicted? Are they coded by color? By number? Or by the Fujita Scale?

Has the unknown comic returned as a little girl? She’s sure to get gonged. Lame.

See my finger, see if my thumb, is hitting me up to run, the comic scene smells of fists and guns.

Learn about escaping…. Grace The Face…once an app. Always an a app.

You better head for the pond if you can, little girl

Hide your face in a bag, little girl

Catch you with indifferent lame

That’s the end, little girl

Artist: The Froggles – Title: Head For The Pond – Album: Frogger Soul – 1965

Try a lamé dress instead.

Tune in tomorrow, same lame time, same lame station!

It was a very sad day when she was born….she wasn’t a pretty sight. As the years passed, Oona was so self conscience of her looks, she put a bag over her head!

She met a guy, got involved and he insisted she remove the bag when they were in bed. She thought he’s taking an awful chance….So she reluctantly removed the bag….and he was so shocked, he jumped up and ran….she, being startled, asked him, “where are you going?”…he replied….

YIKES!!!

GETTING THE BAG

GETTING THE BAG……

By “Severely Lame Minds, LLC”

Who asked you? Those of us in this playpen know and accept lame for what it is: proof positive!

LAME COMMENT ALERT!!

At the very first glance, I thought she was a Dallas Cowboy fan, but after reading the text, I realized that she was from New York.

I work at the Lame-O-Mat, pat pending, in the middle of an empty parking lot.

Try putting your Mandalorian Halloween mask on …!

She’s half the woman she used to be. Call security!

No wait, I think it was security who drew the eyes on her bag in the first place (he was bored, you see…) That is dangerously lame.

…I 2 D 2 was the hero in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory movie…

…Star Trek Wars pt. Ill: Attack of the Lame or When Lame Attacks…

…the Art of The Movie was its actual lameness…

… CGI was so passe…

…the real Lame went into medium production…

…people’s imagination become the stars of the show…

…like TOS to 9 year olds…

…really lame…

…because the Lame is real…

…TOS vs CGI…

…may the best Lame window shop…

Protective clothing advised.

Everybody is on their lame game today. You guys are amazing.

Richard Thompson, call your (heavenly) office.

W.O.R.K. in Cincinnati

DING DING DING!

Danger! Danger!

Dangerous levels of Lame detected!

All Froglandians should immediately don their protective brown paper bag helmets! Immediately!

Thank goodness the FCDC (Froglandian Centre for Disease Control) is combatting the Lame-demic and endorses the protective Brown Paper Bag Helmet! For extra security, some elite Froglandians wear two brown paper bag helmets at once. Or none….

me, too.

It’s your bag, man.

Lameland, a romance of many levels, by A. Squiggle.