Interesting how the lines in Mom’s plaid shirt follow an orthographic pattern, regardless of the folds, curves and angulations of her body position. Drafting…?
Can they actually do that? I’m going to assume not, but I’m really curious. I’m sure they could do an eye that’s not functional like on Futurama, but probably not one that works.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
It will give him better depth perception.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 2 years ago
Hi, I’m Paul!
codycab about 2 years ago
There’s nothing to suck from Calvin’s head or bottom.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
a literal third eye… like Tien Shin Han of Dragon Ball
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
To get a third eye go to India.
C about 2 years ago
She didn’t see that one coming
Farside99 about 2 years ago
Perfect description of celebrities…except their brains have already been sucked out.
Ryan B Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s easy to ‘see’ how Hollywood would provoke her reaction.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
These days they want fat added to their bottoms.
KLSeering about 2 years ago
Ask a silly question… she should have expected an answer like that.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago
Tenshinhan!
Concretionist about 2 years ago
After all, his Mom has an eye in the back of her head!
Robin Harwood about 2 years ago
Cool!
Baarorso about 2 years ago
Don’t worry Calvin, you’ll have eyes in the back of your head soon enough-the day you become a parent that is.;-D
hariseldon59 about 2 years ago
Reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode with a three eyed Martian.
VegaAlopex about 2 years ago
Does Calvin want to be a buddha?
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Mom, you should know by now that your son isn’t the usual sort…
Purple People Eater about 2 years ago
Are you sure they don’t need the fat sucked out of their butts?
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margoc about 2 years ago
Mom sure nailed it today. Amen
boydjb47 about 2 years ago
Love mom’s comment about celebrity’s brains.
mindjob about 2 years ago
A third eye is old hack, I’d go for the antennae
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh, is that all. We can tend to that with a simple tattoo. First, lets try it with a sharpie pen.
Adolf Trump about 2 years ago
Eyes on stalks would be helpful, like when you’re looking under the couch for the remote.
brick10 about 2 years ago
Start with a rub on tattoo….
bbenoit about 2 years ago
Interesting how the lines in Mom’s plaid shirt follow an orthographic pattern, regardless of the folds, curves and angulations of her body position. Drafting…?
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 2 years ago
the venutian cafe owner vs the martian on the bus, loved that one!
JohnTheFoole about 2 years ago
I, for one, think that would be cool!
Amra Leo about 2 years ago
Then he could be “Calvin Danger, Third Eye”…
gantech about 2 years ago
I can see Suzie’s reaction now…“Well, that certainly explains a few things…”
well-i-never about 2 years ago
He’d better put that “you’re fine the way you are” in the bank for a rainy day.
uniquename about 2 years ago
If he keeps it hidden, would it be a private eye?
The Wolf In Your Midst about 2 years ago
And if your third eye ends up blind, at least you can make music in the ’90s.
Katzen1415 about 2 years ago
Can they actually do that? I’m going to assume not, but I’m really curious. I’m sure they could do an eye that’s not functional like on Futurama, but probably not one that works.
Indianapolis Smith about 2 years ago
Just get a tattoo!
AustinKniga-Bartlett about 2 years ago
Sorry, meditation’s the only way. And no way are you patient enough.
stamps about 2 years ago
Better to get an eye in the back of your head like your Mom has.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Mom has a point in the middle panel. Wish as usual things got better.
njchris about 2 years ago
Ah, Mom’s expression says it all
g04922 about 2 years ago
He must have watched the movie…
roberta.forbes.pyle about 2 years ago
“Wait until Halloween, Calvin. We’ll get an eye at the costume store and glue it on your forehead.”
Lightpainter about 2 years ago
I would want to add wings. It would be so cool to be able to fly.
xSigoff Premium Member about 2 years ago
Hey! Teachers are reputed to have an eye in the back of their head for generations….
anomaly about 2 years ago
He’s fine the way he is??? An alien has replaced his mother!
wiley207 about 2 years ago
I love how The Mom initially thinks Calvin wants the fat sucked out of his bottom.
sallyseckman about 2 years ago
At least you can’t accuse him of being superficial about his appearance.
BiggerNate91 about 2 years ago
If that was something plastic surgery was capable of doing, then the human race would be looking a lot different by now.
Nick Danger about 2 years ago
If you want it to be useful, get it on the back of the head
Kentucky Ken Premium Member about 2 years ago
I don’t know… This sounds pretty reasonable to me.
locake about 2 years ago
Is liposuction considered plastic surgery? I didn’t think it was.
daddo52 about 2 years ago
Behold the all-seeing eye
Stephen Gilberg about 2 years ago
Might help his projectile accuracy.
ChrisTrey about 2 years ago
No claws to help fight off Hobbes when he’s in one of his attack modes?
StevePappas about 2 years ago
There are times when a third arm/hand is necessary.
StevePappas about 2 years ago
I recall Al Bundy thought women should have a third breast in the small of their back. “For slow dancing”.
pixiekitten Premium Member about 2 years ago
Calvin would have loved Neolution from Orphan Black
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 2 years ago
I agree with mom’s opinion about celebrities & plastic surgery.