Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 01, 2022

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    RAGs  over 2 years ago

    The teachers I know doit for their love of children. The pay isn’t enough for the aggravation they have to put up with. Especially from some of the parents.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Paul David Hewson also said, “but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

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    Shinrinder Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Search the shirt pocket, sir.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I see that Mallett left us a clue.

    And anyway, the law that applies here is “You always find it in the last place you look.”

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    KLSeering  over 2 years ago

    Are they messing with him or has no one checked the pocket?

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    On Sunday, they were on his head. Today, they are also close at hand. Where next? Are his glasses doing an experiment on him?

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    That is a place where I wouldn’t have thought of putting glasses. Too dangerous to smear them and to drop them accidentally when bowing down.

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    fencie  over 2 years ago

    Pay stub? Haven’t seen one of those in decades.

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    cervelo  over 2 years ago

    In Ontario, qualified teachers earn much better than a living wage, but they sweat every penny.

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    pshapley Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m sure Caulfield noticed the glasses in Mr. Spaetzle’s pocket. But he’s doing research.

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    cissycox  over 2 years ago

    I’ve done that . Only mine are usually on my head.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Been there. Done that. It’s a Now what the H—- did I do with . . .?!? Not funny at the time but definitely a moment to question what’s happened to my memory.

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    comicboyz  over 2 years ago

    and yet nobody is looking at him to see that its in his pocket!!

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    JonGl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The sad part is all of us readers know where they are, but we can’t help.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was in Walmart yesterday. I took off my glasses to put on an N95 mask. I shopped then checked out. I didn’t miss my glasses until I was in my car. I went back inside and found my glasses where I had left them. Next to the box of masks.

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    jim.bullard  over 2 years ago

    They’re in your shirt pocket.

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    Jon Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Actually, if he’s like me those aren’t the pair he’s looking for. The bifocals live in my pocket; I have assorted dedicaed reading glasses of various diopters scattered around places I habitually need them. If I wear the bifocals at the computer, or reading, or doing any kind of delicate work, I get a crick in my neck from leaning back to use the close-in part. But I usually forget to take the readers off when I move away from whatever it was I had been doing, and end up looking for them next time I return there. But that would be a different kind of funny.

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    d_mock  over 2 years ago

    Look in your pocket

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    paul brians  over 2 years ago

    I have glasses that I need only for close-up work and that are so light, I often forget whether I have them on or not. I see better without them while driving, so I often forget to put them on until I get in the grocery store and try to read the labels on the merchandise. Sometimes I reach up to adjust them and realize they’re not on my face.

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    Galaxina  over 2 years ago

    Wait- why is this kid in the principal’s office with the janitor helping to find the principal’s glasses, which are, of course, in the principle’s shirt pocket in plain sight?

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have a new pair of progressive lenses and they’re not always in focus depending on what i’m doing. Sometimes i think i need to put them on because things are so blurry but i then realize i AM wearing them.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Anyone else notice the glasses in his pocket appear to be missing an earpiece? (which is why they’re in his pocket and not on his face.)

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    AndrewSihler  over 2 years ago

    The lad has a lot of company. Many politicians seem to think that all their state’s budgetary problems start with paying public school teachers.

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    This is like a SLylock Fox comic.

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    Natarose  over 2 years ago

    HA HA HA! I found them. How can he not feel them through his shirt?

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They aren’t looking very cleverly. I looked first on his head and there they are in his pocket.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That sort of research has been the basis for a couple fields ever since Lyell and Darwin.

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    Jhony-Yermo  over 1 year ago

    Oh boy. The first day of Meteorological Spring ! Hot dam

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