Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 23, 2022

  1. Omav
    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, you have to remember all these details about the lie. Like the fact that you weren’t in Egypt, or that you weren’t wearing SCUBA gear. There’s no way it’s humanly possible to keep all those consistent.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Notice that Max said, “I could hook up with you this evening.”…

     •  Reply
  3. Brain guy dancing hg clr
    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Social exhaustion. Suddenly I’m enlightened… and slightly less exhausted!

     •  Reply
  4. B986e866 14d0 4607 bdb4 5d76d7b56ddb
    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    If Phoebe asked Dakota or that lunatic girl from camp (whose name escapes me), what would be their excuses? Dakota’s would probably be too busy to make herself a YouTube-ish vlog.

     •  Reply
  5. Mrpeabodyboysherman
    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    I understand the social exhaustion calm down thing!

     •  Reply
  6. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    After reading that, I’m exhausted!

     •  Reply
  7. 20141112 192913
    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I really admire Max’s honesty.

     •  Reply
  8. Large 5135c8dd a681 40c2 8c60 eede9953c411
    Josequeen   over 2 years ago

    Same, buddy, same.

     •  Reply
  9. 000 0557
    Darwinskeeper  over 2 years ago

    As a guy living on the autistic spectrum, I really appreciate how well Dana writes Max. she must know somebody on the spectrum.

     •  Reply
  10. Jump
    bigcatbusiness  over 2 years ago

    So many words have changed their true meaning.

     •  Reply
  11. Brush test
    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have been away from this strip for a while, has the art work changed?

     •  Reply
  12. Icon2
    Wichita1.0  over 2 years ago

    Or a girlfriend might take the edge off.

     •  Reply
  13. Franco s trattoria
    StoicLion1973  over 2 years ago

    To quote Elim Garak, “The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.”

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    roger.horky  over 2 years ago

    do you think that Marigold has walked off the production in an attempt to leverage a better paycheck, and that this story line is just a way to cover that up while the various parties negotiate? happens in TV all the time….

     •  Reply
  15. Rwljlogo2
    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    I’m actually a very good liar (lying is just another form of storytelling, after all); I just really don’t like doing it.

     •  Reply
  16. Fdr avatar 6d9910b68a3c 128
    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    As an introvert, I have to agree with Max. Thank dog for remote work.

     •  Reply
  17. Mario500
    Mario500  over 2 years ago

    “Remembering lies is also really exhausting.”

    (finds this piece of dialogue in this cartoon to had been depressing)

     •  Reply
  18. Sixshotprofile
    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    Remembering lies is an important skill, Max. Just look at literally every politician in every country ever. Oh wait, their lies get called out all the time, and nothing happens. I guess it isn’t an important skill after all.

     •  Reply
  19. Quincey
    Moon57Shine  over 2 years ago

    Max basically lied about helping Phoebe look for Marigold. He said, “Remembering lies is also really exhausting.” Nah, he’s not gonna help her out.

     •  Reply
  20. Img 20181106 155726
    nerdhoof  over 2 years ago

    What if Max knows where Marigold is, but she asked him not to tell?

     •  Reply
  21. Bob s headshot 2016
    bobgreenwade  over 2 years ago

    Hm. Max’s last two statements are typical of a kid on the autistic spectrum. Has he been officially identified as such?

     •  Reply
  22. Image001
    dogday Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Does everything have to be a diagnosis? I feel exactly the same way as Max because I’m basically shy. It takes a LOT of energy for me to meet what I feel are basic social requirements (paying attention to conversation, making small talk, thinking of those around me instead of my own thoughts, etc.) and as far as I know that is perfectly normal for introverted people. Max seems to enjoy his own company. That’s an asset, not a condition.

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    asrialfeeple  over 2 years ago

    He’s on the spectrum, introvert or both.

     •  Reply
  24. Tumblr mbbz3vrusj1qdlmheo1 250
    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Lies can take more brain power to maintain.

     •  Reply
  25. Missing large
    kc5qnk  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t Lincoln say something like “if you tell the truth, you never have to remember what you said?”

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Phoebe and Her Unicorn