Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 09, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least it wasn’t the Duplex barfly. You didn’t get slapped.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    It appears that Frank survived. Does that mean he’s the fittest?

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    The other guy won the toss.

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    Jeff0811  over 2 years ago

    That would be a good name for one body part in particular… “There goes Natural Selection, rearing it’s ugly head again.” (Had to think long and hard before posting that one.)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The lights came up and he noticed her heavy five o’clock shadow?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Naturally, he wasn’t selected

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    paul.vahur Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s sexual selection, not natural selection. That’s why most men are terrified of women when courting them.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She got a good look at you, eh?

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    I can’t remember ever seeing a woman/girl in this strip. . .have there ever been?

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yep….I was ‘unselected’ many times. Thank God my wife ‘selected’ me, tho.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    You should have offered to buy more than one drink.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    You were lost after she mentioned phenotype.

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    royq27  over 2 years ago

    Been there…

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    InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago

    it looks like Frank really doesn’t have a leg to stand on…!

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    Bobbers Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This is one of the funniest F&Es ever, at least for my sense of humor! Maybe because it rings so true!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She selected Mr. Natural (who kind of has the same shape as Frank and Ernest).

    Oh, well, keep on truckin’…

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    And she kicked sand in your face???

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    LJZ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She offered her honor

    He honored her offer

    and all night long

    He was on her and off her

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    God that happen to me a few times back in the late 60’s and 70’s.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    She thanked me for the drink and told me to get lost…

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