B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 10, 2022

That’s a big ask.

These guys, John? I really doubt it!

50 points if you get it into the mouth

Time to switch back to the last week’s snail shell.

Looks like they’ve invented real gold clubs!

And me thought golf was game for grown ups.

“Grow up? What’s the fun in that?”

Time to evolve into an Alligator-Snapping Turtle. I’ve see them bite golf balls in half. They can also grow up to around 150 Lbs/68 Kg in size.

Just turn around, John…but they’ll still be a pain in the @$$!

Front entrance is worth 20 points … back entrance is worth 50 !

Quick, John, If you get moving you can be a couple of inches further away in an hour.

Well, it’s green and has a hole in it. Just a bit early in the evolutionary scheme of things.

I have pics of a snapping turtle that came up from the creek and we gave him a carrot…..wow, he loved it…..LOL!

This turtle abuse shall not be tolerated.

For golfers, any old hole will do.

Aah, the days of my youth in the late 40s and early 50s … hitting the outside light bulbs on my nasty uncle’s barn with my BB-gun.

Slow and steady wins the mini-golf game…

10 points for getting close, 20 points for a ringer

The growth will take at least few million years down the line.

Just eat the balls, then they will HAVE to stop.

The birth of Miniature Golf? Getting it in the turtle shell wins you a free game, right?

It’s a male thing.