Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 13, 2022

An official bottomless pit of No. 2? No wonder he has that resigned expression.

That reminds me, in about a month, do NOT make your checks out to States United Government.

Whac-A-Pole?

Is good, is good, USA approved! For you, my friend, I make special price.

I wanted to make a Amigara Fault joke, but it just wouldn’t come.

Wow, my unicycle disappeared down the man hole of fate.

People were very excited about the new levitation and teleportation toilets, at first. You didn’t need to sit on a cold, dirty seat, or bare your bottom. It really did seem like that perfect invention that only comes around once every couple hundred years, like iron, or bronze, or the mute button . . .

I wonder which way gravity works in FA world.

Blake knew he’d mis-timed his rotations in the new Olympic sport of Pinpoint Diving. He would have to try again in four years, giving him just enough time to recover.

It’s about time the government supported pencils. Too bad the SATs are now given on line. (HT to Tom Gammill.)

Sit on it and twirl.

It was a rude awakening when the alarm rang throughout the NO. 2 fire house…they all jumped into action, down the hatch, down the pole and away they swiftly rode off….

CANNONBALL …!

Why is the 2 superscripted?

(I bet we’ll never know)

A Turkish toilet?

Levitation is good.

Toilet duties euphemism #2- sending a letter to the President.

Happy birthday, Rotifer. (I read it on Frog Blog.)

The Polish athlete (he looks Polish to me, and since my condo is majority-Polish, while I am only half-Polish and speak not the tongue, I consider myself justified in so observing) may be descending or even ascending. Acrobats are versatile and reversible. But as for States United gummymint, I endorse the “no squared”—for so I read it, with a superscript 2 indicating No to the second power, rather than any of the scatological implications some posters have seen. (It goes along with the anal fixation endemic in Froglandia, the only place in my ken with a Fecal Plumage Festival.)

Besides, who gives a sh*t about government endorsements?

The Tesla anti gravity swim suit keeps you out of black holes.

…talk about putting a square Peg into a round hole…

…number 2 pencils are number one in the world…

…it’s pronouced: ‘Merica..

…actually, there is no such thing as time jumping…

…alternative dimension jumping…

…well…that’s different…

…ever go by a place a thousand times and go…

…I’ve never seen this or that before…

…it is because you have jumped a dimension…

…or as ‘they’ call it…

…you dimension jumped…

…‘some’ say that you never die…

…that you just start over again in another dimension…

…but it is called die-mension…

…not live- mension…

…I believe we can fly…

…no no no no no…

…totally skip that…

…I mean, ’ TOTALLY …

…I believe that we live in the Frog Applause Zone…

…where Harry met Sally…

…and olly olly oxen free…

…(reasonable at best)…

…wake up, Captain, wake up…

Wondering up up away…

The terd mites or termites did not fall off the wagon. The did however fall off the hard wood.

Round & Round and Round we go in this communal circle, in celebration of the almighty ratio … Happy Pi Day y’all …!

Looks like a no fly zone.

There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data