That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 17, 2022

A Happy Saint Paddy’s Day with no padding.

“Does this look infected?”

/// Holy Bible and cross are her way

to keep blood-sucking vampires away.

But dead pagan Druids

(who sucked other fluids)

were attracted to what’s on display.

I think this girl is sending mixed messages.

see my other paintings on my onlyFans page…

Hottest. Exorcist. Ever.

HEY!!!! I think we saw your mom here on March 11. Like, does this right breast exposure fetish run in the family or something?

Father Francisco learned the hard way exactly how many hours it takes to remove a crucifix from ‘where the light doesn’t shine’ after he attempted to molest the wrong parishioner.

The good old days, when the FCC didn’t fine you for wardrobe malfunctions.

♪♫"Let me (bump_)…entertain you (bump_)…let me (shimmy) make you smiiiiiile (grind, bump)….♪♫ And may God bless us, each and every one!"

—apologies to Gypsy Rose Lee and Natalie Wood

So far, this is my favorite St Patty’s Day comic.

The look you get when you cram all night and still flunk the final.

More titillation for the guys.

“I am having a terrible time getting the shadows on your face just right. Tell you what, plop out your breast and no one will notice the shadows.”

Father Houlihan got hard to handle/

And she fears she’ll be causing a scandal../

But to rape she’s averse/

She did something far worse/

Than curse him with bell, book, and candle..///

Father Houlihan lies in the nave/

Where the fatal blows bravely she gave/

Just a couple of “taps”/

He collapsed in the apse…/

And soon he will lie in his grave…///

Father H. was a nasty old souse/

Who assaulted the girl in “God’s House”/

And (far worse than that !)/

In the course of their “spat”/

He ruined her favorite blouse !

When she said low cut, she wasn’t kidding.

“Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Or is the saying suppose to be you want to see them all?

Is that thing loaded?

“I’ll tell you my secrets if you tell me yours…”

bet you can’t eat just one…

The morning after too much green beer

Perfect illustration of Italian history – especially during it schizophrenic renaissance years.

So Italian history is messy, get over it. Pull yourself together – go wash your hair and put some clothes on!

Is this tempting you?

I’ve proud to say I’ve been making that joke for decades. (My friend Erin has never laughed though)

“So no Hail Marys ? Just whip one out and my sins are absolved? No wonder the line to your Confessional is filled with young girls!”

Happy St. Gertrude’s Day!

https://www.leonardoda-vinci.org/Study-Of-Cat-Movements-And-Position-1517-18.html

She thinks of the hist’ry of Italy/

While sitting and posing prettily../

But the state of her shirt/

Is what keeps us alert:/

You might say she’s looking “titty-ly”.

It’s still nipply in Ireland in the Spring.

Adam consulting with his doctor: “What is this growing out of my chest?”

“Exorcism, anyone??”

Oh, so this is who the guy in Tuesday’s painting was side-eyeing.

In honor of St Patrick day, the young lass is giving free samples.

Bless me Father for I have sinned, thanks to you it has been about two minutes since my last confession.

Not bad but l’ve seen better….

Meditation on the History of Italy: 

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(syntax supported by the Google and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click first link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #797 (3/17/12) (March 16, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 9 works, by this artist, have been used here (10 times, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). The August 10, 2021, strip has the prior. My comment there (if it hasn’t been removed by the GoComics Moderator due to URL usage) points to my blog comment with the artist info.

I see tan-lines. :)

“Whole or 1% for your coffee?”

Must have been a little cold in the painters studio….

Elsi was ready for the milking contest at the fair but buddy was nowhere to be seen.she lost her chance again this year.

“You gave me this xtra-large modeling dress on purpose, didn’t you?”

According the the information posted with this painting on wikipedia, “The painting is also known as Meditation on the Old and New Testaments.”

Okay then -

The reading of old or new testaments

to this painter is one of the best events

only when he can use

the whole thing as a ruse

to take off his model’s vestments.

You said the first re-fitting was free!

… not seen … a hole in the chair …

When you said “sit on it”, I thought it was a figure of speech. Not funny!

What’s a “Hooter’s T-Shirt?”

This is not quite what we had in mind when initiated “Casual Friday”….

Knockers deas a chailín