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Once made an emergency visit to the stall in the local movie theater. When done I looked at the dispenser and it was empty. In my dismay I said something like “oh, crap” out loud. A disembodied hand with a wad of paper appeared under the partition separating the stalls.
I saw a cartoon once that showed a waterless hand washer. You put your hand in the machine, a hammer banged your fingers, you put your fingers in your mouth to ease the pain – you will have the picture in your head all day.
C almost 3 years ago
No one likes air dryers
Ryan B almost 3 years ago
A new meaning to digital waste.
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
BYOTP.
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
A port-a-bidet?
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Wipe left while you swipe right! sorry, no app for that!
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
Use the “THREE SHELLS” (Demolition Man reference). ;D
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’ll have to sneak out of there and try and find an old pine cone to use !
gpurdum8 almost 3 years ago
Right up there with Disney!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 3 years ago
Maybe……………..the “three sea shells”?
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Bleeb says heck with that, I’ll just go all natural “behind the Johns”
[Unnamed Reader - 5461d7] almost 3 years ago
why did nt they use the sea shells (see demolition man)
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Out of air freshener, too?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Moved into new offices, no TP in the restrooms!!!! I brought in my own roll.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Moving right along…..Ew
derdave969 almost 3 years ago
Once made an emergency visit to the stall in the local movie theater. When done I looked at the dispenser and it was empty. In my dismay I said something like “oh, crap” out loud. A disembodied hand with a wad of paper appeared under the partition separating the stalls.
Prey almost 3 years ago
I saw a cartoon once that showed a waterless hand washer. You put your hand in the machine, a hammer banged your fingers, you put your fingers in your mouth to ease the pain – you will have the picture in your head all day.
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Welp, looks like I’ll be wearin’ one sock the rest of the day!”
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Bidets? Baby wipes?
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
Prepare to decorate the undies with a brown stripe.
timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t give California politicians any ideas.
AtariDragon almost 3 years ago
Maybe they could put on a play with So-and-So. https://youtu.be/ygMF-YYCdi8?t=87
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bring your own paper. I have been in a few of those. …ick
davanden almost 3 years ago
Bidets?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What a bunch of paluka’s?
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
Glad to see he’s doing well. I remember when he didn’t have a pot to p…. in.
tom494 almost 3 years ago
Save a tree, poodle scoot on the grass.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
There are laptops in the port-a-johns. Just use the bottom…
p1op2cor3n almost 3 years ago
Someone stole Joe’s next idea.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
And nary a leaf around.
Gandalf almost 3 years ago
Leaves work, but be careful your not allergic…
norphos almost 3 years ago
At least they should add bidets, but that would involve a water tank and pressure pump.
randolini Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s OK if it has a bidet.
MissyTiger Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s just a passing fad.
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
Anybody out there have five ones for a five?
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When they’re working, they send people back in time to when they didn’t have to go. Not that that really works…