Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2022

Tik tok personified

The number of times I try to tell people something, they won’t listen but expect me to fix it

I bought a mug for my mom that said " I wouldn’t have to be bossy if you just did what I say". Said by an actual 4 year old.

Unreality.

You don’t need a real plan. You just need marketing. Get your brand out there.

I’ve got it. Use capital letters when Tweeting it. That’ll show ’em.

Shouting louder only returns a sore throat and increased frustration. So many folks were earbuds or are engrossed in their tiny screen worlds, shouting is just background noise.

Danae – the NYT just called, there are holding a position just for you.

Those in charge never listen but spread the blame when things go awry!!

Is this where someone notices and sues her for stealing their idea?

That’s what they are doing with “Build Back Better” and how’s that working for you?

A pretty good pun for a horse!

ALL CAPS AND AN EXCLAMATION POINT! THAT’S ABOUT AS LOUD AS ANYBODY CAN STAND!

Make it sound like a conspiracy, Danae.

“Shut up and do things my way!” only works if everyone can agree on whose way it is.

You know, that just might work. Go on over to that tree lying in the woods all alone and let’s see if anyone hears you.

Funny thing, but once you call someone an idiot, they are less inclined to consider anything else you say.

Buy Twitter, it works for other self important loud mouths.

Hm. Sounds like the Biden Plan. And the World Economic Forum’s Great Reset.“Shut up and do it my way! By 2030 you’ll own nothing and be happy! Build Back Better”.

Yup.. That’s the plan. Now shut up. And Be happy! (Or else).

oh the ironic pun

Mashup of religious-philosophical “diagnoses” for the genesis of universal stupidity and cause of messiness: prideful fallen slumber. (Putin and the Brooklyn subway shooter come readily to mind as among the current “least awake.”)

Must be something in the air. In ‘Pearls Before Swine’, Rat had an issue about yelling this week as well (I Scream). I just mentally scream at Trumplicans (don’t’ want to upset the wife and the cat too much) or vent through all the great comic stripes there are!

No, noisy reasoning.

“Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.”― Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism: The Essays

Has she not heard of Twitter?

“SOUND” Reasoning…ahhaha

Nice word play Lucy! Snerk!

Fortunately, when she is older; she’s settle for the “shut up and love me” plan. :)

because that’s working for Putin

Use a bigger “bull—horn.”

Danae, take away peoples cell phones if they don’t follow your rules…

People don’t listen to Danae because she isn’t paying them millions to sit on boards of companies whose products they know nothing about

The Squad has voted to extend membership to Danae.

She could start a podcast called “Nobody Listens to Danae Pyle.”

Lucy sounds more like Hobbes every day.

Nobody can hear you when you’re shouting.

Danae, As your Dad said yesterday, Everyone says that.

I’ve lived my life, made a living solving people’s problems. Been pretty good at it. Biggest frustration is giving them an answer that would solve or greatly reduce the problem and their response is “I don’t want to”. Some solutions are harder than others, but it is still the solution.

ALL of Lucy’s image is adorably cute. I especially love her tail, forelock, and mane.

She just can’t think that they don’t want to. Budding young egotist.

More sound, less reasoning