That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 11, 2022

Hans still couldn’t figure out how Beatrix got his underwear without him taking off his pants,

/// Watch the Dutch Boy and Girl in the Dunes.

They’d hang out there through long afternoons.

She would practice her stitching

While the boy lay there bitching

That Artz made them both look like buffoons.

“Why do you have to go way out here to do your sewing? It’s an hour walk back to civilization… Can I see what you’re working on now?” Jack never did get the hint for why Jill keep going further and further away from town to do her chores.

Are you certain that the sail will be ready in time for me to go out fishing with my dad?

Sem was excited that he gets to see a ladies knickers.

After a fruitless day of day of lolling around Beatrice, Hans ended up with crabs in his pants, but not the sort that he had been worried about.

Of all of her tedious chores /

the worst isn’t mending his drawers/

in inclement weather/

while mending his drawers outdoors.///

And when the repair is complete/

And she’s closed up the hole in his seat/

And her hands are like ice/

and she’s stabbed herself twice/

He’ll demand that she mend a sheet.

She was so tired of him trying to get into her pants she decided to make him some to play with on his own time.

That’s a cute baby outfit. Who’s having a baby?

Historic day in the life of a young Herman Melville -

Herman: “You want me to call him Ishmael? Are you out of your mind?”

Elizabeth: “If you call him Ishmael I’ll let you kiss me.”

you see, hilda, hans said with a sigh, “you leave me in stitches” is not necessarily a good thing…

“Anna, I can’t believe you’re so upset that I didn’t pay for your lunch. I mean, we’re Dutch!”

Twas a glorious afternoon/

But their romance would end very soon/

They were Belgians, you see/

So their love could be:/

He’s a Fleming – while she’s a Walloon.

Listen sis, I know we aren’t in Arkansas, but you in that ankle-length skirt and making your own undergarment has me all hot under the collar.

♪♪ Nothin’ is so bitchin’ as doin’ lots of stichin’ in the mor-or-ning! ♪♪

“Since there’s no Target within a century of us, it’s this or go commando.”

There’s something about laying in the grass and watching a pin head sew.

" You know Grietje, " mused Hans, " someday we’ll be famous and a couple of old guys will write lots of limericks about us on GoatKomixs. "

Grietje looked up from her sewing and said, " You know, you’re one sick puppy, Hans! "

Well excuse me for not understanding you when you called me a “snake in the grass”.

He loved her deeply, but for her it was just sew-sew.

As the gentleman watched in despair/While the lady performed the repair/He lay at his ease/While his balls caught the breeze/Which ruffled up his pubic hair.

A young Madame Defarge gets her start with Lord Fauntleroy.

Kmart sucks. Yeah.

Boy and Girl in the Dunes: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Jongen en meisje in het duin. Rijksmuseum SK-A-3067.jpeg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first File: link found for info and links that point to more info (best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2910 (April 11, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by him used here.

Miriam patches up large hole in jr.s undies due to a monstrous fart

I very much don’t mean to nag

But beach is cold here in Den Haag

and I’m only fourteen -

please explain what you mean

when you say "not now, I’m on the rag.”

Are you sure what you are making will catch the Easter bunny?

/// Betje thought it would be beneficial

to mark handkerchiefs with her initial.

Bastiaan crept slowly toward her,

saw “B” sewn in the border,

and mistook it for love (interstitial).