Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “Don’t know” is a perfectly legitimate answer.

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    Twocat  over 2 years ago

    we’ll see

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If we count the “T” are three words.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    A college room mate had little to say I once told her that she could probably give the plot to WAR AND PEACE in under ten words. “Don’t know. Haven’t read it.”

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    sometimes don’t know is the best answer!

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    A cryogenics company should freeze someone and put him on display so people could ask a dead guy. The answer still won’t be satisfying.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    I would have expected Rat’s all-purpose two-word answer to be a word that starts with F, followed by “you.”

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Better than Rat’s alternative response:

    Do It

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Absolutely nothing.

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    LupisLight  over 2 years ago

    Why not?

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    one8romeo  over 2 years ago

    I’m sure of this: it’s either something…….or nothing.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 2 years ago

    “Who cares?”

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    Two word answer – “Forty two”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Mis-information Booth, brought to you by Rats incorporated….

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    “Life ends” would work just as well.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Some say you become a ghost that haunts everyone who is still alive. Some say that you get reborn as a new person. Personally, I hope I get reincarnated as a Hispanic boy with curls or a mop top.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Rat is not one for deep philosophical and theological of course.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    What happens when Rat dies? The world would never be the same…

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    AZPhinFan  over 2 years ago

    But there is a two-word answer for where you can find the answers…

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pork Chops

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    You rot.

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    For so many centuries mankind has been trying to answer that question, and Rat gets it in one.

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    Aaronious  over 2 years ago

    You decompose.

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    johnschutt  over 2 years ago

    Someone has come back from the dead. He said that those who trust him get to be with him and those who don’t, dont.

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You rot, like any other road kill.

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    Likely nothing.

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    Snolep  over 2 years ago

    Three-word answers to all questions asked while under oath: “I don’t recall.”

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Since “don’t” is merely a contracted form for “do not,” I’d say this answer does not qualify for Rat’s Two Word Answers rule: his whole answer is really three words.

    But Rat is not such a stickler for grammar as I: Yours truly, Grammar Police….

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    No reason to be cross. The question wasn’t even about life.

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    gonsuke  over 2 years ago

    “Don’t know” is three words.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Forty-two is the answer to everything

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