B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 04, 2022

HOAs are where wanna-be Hitlers go to practice their tactics.

Wouldn’t that be the Cave Owners Association?

Careful, Jane, or you might find a snake in your bed tonight.

“That’s not my cave entrance. That’s my two-car garage. Or is it two-wheel garage?”

We have sub-divisions around us that have HOAs. Our area was built apparently before the existence of such things. The guy just sold land and said “Build whatever you want.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the first Karen!

HOAs in caveman times?—-it’s gotta be nipped in the bud!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5iLiEySyk

Thank gawd you don’t have a lawn. . .or decorative bushes. . .

I guess he’ll have to make the entrance smaller.

Good luck with that.

HOA…or should they just simply be referred to as “pain in the ass”?

In some parts of Ottawa your garage door has to be a certain colour.

F HOA’s

Maybe, if he bricks up the opening except for a door, it’ll pass HOA.

A group of Karens is known as an HOA.

I have seen both sides of our HOA. The “standards” stuff is sometimes unreasonable, but in 2019 Short Term Rentals started ravaging neighborhoods and even whole towns in Arizona, after the legislature passed a law forbidding towns from restricting them. In Sedona STRs took over so much housing there was no housing left for some of the people who worked in the town. Our HOA could still ban them (and residents had problems already with unruly tenants – often groups of NAU students). It required a recall of three of the board members but rentals of houses in the HOA for less than 30 days is now forbidden by the CCRs.

https://rentalhousingjournal.com/arizona-re-thinking-short-term-rental-laws-after-sedona-uproar/

I’d like to appeal to the HOA council. Meet me at the CLUB house. I’ll be ..waiting.

tell them to stick it.

“It’s not my fault! Grog got hungry…”

I went to several meetings of my HOA. Ninety percent of the meeting time was spent on how to collect unpaid dues.

What a bunch of bull! Besides telling you what you can and can not do on your own property,you are forced to pay a yearly fee for their obstructional policies!

Took my son 3 tries to get the HOA wording out of the sales documents before he bought this house.

BTW…. there is no HOA in this neighborhood.

HOAs from hell are just that – hell. However, In my neighborhood, several years ago, we had a neighbor move in and proceed to turn their $400K house/property into something out of the Beverly Hillbillies. Chicken wire fence; bottle trees; weeds; a weird lawn sculpture made out of hubcaps. Without our HOA there would be no recourse. This couple clearly needed to be living out in the country somewhere where they could decorate at will – but it just didn’t fit into the neighborhood, to say it mildly. Because of our covenants, they had to clean up their property. They eventually moved out (to the country).

Then how will I get my support Mastodon into my home?……

Does this hole make my butt look smaller?

Find another cave or live out in the open like most must.

Must have a lot of teenagers

Are the walls paper thin?

There is no set of circumstances under which I’d live in a neighborhood with an HOA. It could be my dream house, offered to me for a dollar, and if there was an HOA? Yeah, NO!

Just proves that those who think they run HOAs are neanderthals.

HOA’s have been around that long – who knew!!

I thought a cave was inside a mountain. This looks like a giant mound of dirt with holes in it.

First apartment association. Some of the contradictions in the association rules has remained till date. The recent community management apps have made things easier to manage the complaints.