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Considering that unfocused stare, / Along with that coat and that hair, / Makes me doubt his perspicacity / In spite of his audacity / In playing a guitar that just isn’t there!
“And then I gripped Goliath’s sack in my left hand like so and gave it such a squeeze! Then, after he fell in pain, I clobbered him with a club.”
David on the synagogue lecture circuit trying to correct the popular but inaccurate story about the sling and the rock
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(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, and Ecosia search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click first File: link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2920 (April 27, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here. The May 2, 2019, strip has the prior (my comment there has the artist info URLs pointed to by here links in my blog entry comment).
Portrait of Mitch McConnell’s grandfather Fredrick Crookshank McConnell, aka Mac the Fence, noted curator of purloined paintings and rare books and upstanding member of the Kentucky KKK.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Marstrand gave the the museum director a professional discount of 100% for his portrait.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ned; he doesn’t usually drink beer, but when he does he drinks Miller light. He is the most boring man in the world.
Solstice*1947 almost 3 years ago
Cruella’s grandfather, Callous DeVil, in his signature black lab puppy coat, weighing the options of letting his hair grow.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Well, you look exhausted with our tour of the gallery. Please sit down while I continue to talk endlessly until you’re in a coma.
Funny_Ha_Ha almost 3 years ago
In veterinarian college, Professor Filbert felt it necessary to instruct his pupils how to properly hold an elephants testicles.
DATo almost 3 years ago
Alas Yorick, I knew him Horatio, he was a ….. eeeeeh … wait a minute …. NOW where did he go … ???
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
And on the other hand I’ve got warts.
blackman2732 almost 3 years ago
Gustav attempting to launch his hand modeling career.
Reader almost 3 years ago
To avoid negative backlash from controversial emcees, here is the host of the next Oscars.
Buzzworld almost 3 years ago
“It’s called a “Wax Job”. You hold a mans testicles like so. Then hit them with your fist and wax come flying out their ears."
Bookworm almost 3 years ago
Considering that unfocused stare, / Along with that coat and that hair, / Makes me doubt his perspicacity / In spite of his audacity / In playing a guitar that just isn’t there!
aerotica69 almost 3 years ago
And these are my etchings. Why, what did you think I meant?
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In the words of Bill and Ted “Excellent!”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Farmer’s Insurance – we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a think or two.”
Csaw Backnforth almost 3 years ago
He only could afford half of the stylist’s fee to dye his hair, so he only got half of his hair dyed.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 3 years ago
5 buttons, 6 holes, no problem.
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
“Scene of Imaginary Phallic Art”
saltmine64 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A mature Sheldon Cooper explaining that Leonard is going to….“the office”.
Another Take almost 3 years ago
“And then I gripped Goliath’s sack in my left hand like so and gave it such a squeeze! Then, after he fell in pain, I clobbered him with a club.”
David on the synagogue lecture circuit trying to correct the popular but inaccurate story about the sling and the rock
Linguist almost 3 years ago
" Mardon me padom, but this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet? There are more chews at the back of the perch. "
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
“I painted the top of my head to look like hair. So?”
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
“Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you: Two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen.”
anomaly almost 3 years ago
“And now it’s disappeared from my left hand. Tada!”
Ken Holman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And then, class, when the music ends you romantically dip your dance partner thusly.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Art Historian N. L. Høyen:Â
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(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, and Ecosia search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click first File: link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2920 (April 27, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here. The May 2, 2019, strip has the prior (my comment there has the artist info URLs pointed to by here links in my blog entry comment).
Bilan almost 3 years ago
If his taste in art is anything like his taste in toupees, we should go to the other museum.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
Portrait of Mitch McConnell’s grandfather Fredrick Crookshank McConnell, aka Mac the Fence, noted curator of purloined paintings and rare books and upstanding member of the Kentucky KKK.
Solstice*1947 almost 3 years ago
/// I can’t listen to Niels any more!
He’ll drone on and I’m liable to snore.
Teaching “Physics” or “Art,”
dull and dry from the start.
There’s a reason they call him Niels “Bore.”
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What will I be doing in the mornin’? It will look something like this …
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
After the high five, Niels was left hanging for the low five.
Call me Ishmael almost 3 years ago
Who is this stately old Swede ?/
The last of a dying breed../
His opinions we need/
Lest the land go to seed/
But he costs a fortune to feed..
Tyge almost 3 years ago
I am the model of a modern pompous ass! Deal with it!
GoComicsGo! almost 3 years ago
“Where is it? Hmm? It was here a moment ago, where is it?”
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
“Pulleth my finger”
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That looks more like the world’s smallest violin.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My hand is empty and so are your jobs. It’s that simple!