Close to Home by John McPherson for May 12, 2022

I eat hotdogs all the time. I don’t want to know what’s in a hotdog.

Sad

I have a good idea what’s in them which is why I don’t eat them.

that willbe one long line!

For those who can’t read the list of ingredients on the package.

Do they have to stand, correction ‘Float’, 6ft apart for social distance?

As Dan Aykroyd told John Candy in “The Great Outdoors,” they’re made of nothing but “lips and a$$holes.”

When it comes to hot dogs, “organic” has a different meaning.

Some questions are better off left unanswered.

Yeah I’d probably get in line for that question

I think that the answers to so many of our questions do not, did not, and will not really matter.

Once in a while I’ll eat a hotdog, with a cold beer…..

who cares. I know and I love them. grilled bun, cheese n chili, sauerkraut n mustard… any all good

I’m in the .0001% who wants to know what a Platypus tastes like.

Ask Homer Simpson. He knows.

I don’t want to know! I want to know what my dog is thinking.

I’d like to know what the Almighty thinks of all the killing done in its name.

Hot dogs are health food. We need organ meat and connective tissue to maintain health.

It always used to crack me up when I saw people going on about not wanting to take the vaccine because they didn’t know what was in it, but were quite happy to eat a hot dog.

I don’t care what’s in ‘em, as long as they contain the USDA daily recommended amount of Ribothiaminomononitrated Disodiumglutamatedflavinoids.

Mmmm-mmm… now that’s the good stuff! ツ

What is in a hotdog?

What’s in a hotdog? Everything but the squeal!

I used to work for a guy who was fond of saying that the two things the American people should never have to see are how their laws are made and how their hotdogs are made!

I would just like to know, WHY.

Never ask a question that you don’t want/need an answer to. A.K.A., Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

Like the raccoons said in The Great Outdoors, lips and assholes…

Hot dogs. Armour Hot dogs. What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs? :)

Can’t wait to get to that kiosk. And l could care less about hot dogs…..

How did that little devil Bleeb get a halo?

If they had known what was in hotdogs, they wouldn’t have been eating them, and they would have taken several more years before they had gotten up there!

I’d like to know if there are gremlins who sneak into potato chip factories at night, go into the shipping rooms and take half the contents out of each bag, reseal them, and then smash the ones still in the bags?

Does anyone really want to know.

If you want hot go to the other place.

i gave up all meat years ago, because of the meat…never met an animal i didn’t like

I know the answer to question #2 What’s in the secret sauce

Who really killed JFK? Who really killed Vince Foster? Those are my first two questions.

I would ask: What are the names and birth orders of Adam’s and Eve’s DAUGHTERS? Genesis 5: 4 mentions them having some, but their names were not mentioned.

They should get Koegel’s from Michigan!