Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 17, 2022

Must be the Wizard’s place.

One man’s trash is another man’s job.

That guy was trying to cook up some calamari for dinner.

The city dump is a nice place to visit.

Must be in Chinatown.

Is that garbage too much of an arm full for you?

That should have been in the compostables.

Better make sure it’s dead first before proceeding any further.

Wizard has been reading H.P. Lovecraft again.

It’s the wizard’s trash of coarse.

If we eat squid, we call it calamari. I wonder what a squid calls us if we’re being eaten. Just lunch?

Another experiment gone wrong…

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. One wizard’s trash is another man’s felony.

Since the creature is still alive, they can just leave it there for animal services.

Takoyaki for dinner?

Wizard’s, or Lio’s.

Wiz, put a few Spheres of Annihilation in your garbage cans and problem solved (you are a wizard), for those artifacts will get rid of anything. (Yes, Dungeons and Dragons geek here).

It certainly must smell weird.

Why would anyone throw out an octopus? PETA is about to put someone on their hit list.

in the mood for calamari?

Somebody threw away a perfectly good? Whatever? Can that be recycled?

Weird is one thing. Weird AND aggressive is another.

“Discard the Kraken!”

“…. but often tasty.”

shouldn’t that be labeled a biohazard?

Star-Fish© Canned Tuna?

Cue the “Sanford and Son” theme.

Hey! That’s my pet! Sorry, she got loose again.