Herman by Jim Unger for May 20, 2022

And they’ve gone off to make some more.

Make that one.

Apparently there will be more.

Does it mention that this is not one of them?

One time I saw three of them.

Don’t be a dodo

Future zoos

That’s what happens when you pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

So let’s eat him!

A scarecrow of a different kind…

There’s only one of this man (and of his wife) in the world.

There is no other couple like them – they are unique.

tasted like chicken

I saw the last female trying to hatch a nest full of golf balls.

They’ve come back from near extinction thanks to the 3D printer

And this isn’t one of them.

He has weathered the years fairly well, I’d say!

And your wife is one of the two…

“ONE.”

Now only one.

Don’t worry, they’ll make more.

So kill ‘em while you can. [sarcasm spoken here, don’t flame me.]

So build some more.

So good to read “there’re” instead of “there’s”.

And neither of them are in this Zoo.