Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2022

Yep

Next frame, 100 years later: A skeleton is in the bed

The form had better specify even if unconscious, which would be really weird.

Are consent forms necessary to kiss a frog? (to create a Prince) Charles comes to mind.

The new meaning to woke up

Please, No Tongue

You can’t sign the form without a background check.

And they all lived happily ever after, after the pre nup was signed……..

Does the Duke need to get the form notarized?

Hope you’ve had your shots.

Apparently, people were having a S**tfit about a Sleeping Beauty play for exactly this reason.

As he mulls over the question ‘Is forgery a felony?’, suddenly he self identifies as a Frog. “Ha! You can’t croak a frog. Been there, done that.” Just watch the tongue bub!

Is the consent form for him<\i> or for her? for his protection or for hers?

[There is only one signature line?] He probably should consult a lawyer.

I didn’t read any strips on Go Comics yesterday as I was in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK with my sister and brother-in-law. Some of you may be familiar with Shrewsbury from the Brother Cadfael medieval mystery novels by Ellis Peters.

While in Shrewsbury, we visited St Chad’s church and explained to one of the priests that my brother-in-law was born on St Chad’s Day (March 2) and that my sister was Captain of St Chad’s at her school and that they both married on Saint Chad’s Day so their wedding anniversary is also my brother-in-law’s birthday.

Fairy tales in the “Me Too” era…

Apart from all that, I reckon she’s going to be pretty offended when she wakes up and sees that sign. Shouldn’t it be obvious?

Be sure to read ALL of the fine print.

So if no one signs it… does she sleep forever?

Isn’t SHE the one who needs to sign?

The “Woke” movement has gone off the deep end. You could equate Sleeping Beauty’s kiss to mouth to mouth resuscitation. Are there people out there who would sue you if you touched their chest for CPR ?

It pays to be careful?

In the post-apocalyptic movie “Cherry 2000” there is a hilarious scene when a man and woman can’t leave the bar until their lawyers hammer out the terms of a consent form for them to both sign.

Yes, it’s come to that.

Obviously high maintenance. Walk away, go find a real woman.

In the earlier versions of the story, the prince actually rapes the sleeping maiden and then goes on his way, while the princess doesn’t wake from her enchanted slumber until after giving birth nine months later to the child thus engendered. So the version we know, where the prince knowingly wakes her with a kiss, is already a giant leap forward in the direction of wokeness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty

The woke sleeping beauty

Wouldn’t Sleeping Beauty be the one to sign the consent form(s)?

Good night Irene……

…and then he can fill out the environmental impact report and the non-disclosure agreement and the pre-nup contract and…

make sure the form is notarized