Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 29, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Somebody just lost his TV AND telephone privileges.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 2 years ago

    Or he was watching a PG13 movie.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Making money off of Calvin’s sickness sounds pretty genius.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    You don’t find commercials like those anymore, am I right?

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    That is called learning.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    $4 a minute. Even now that is expensive..

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Dad, why do live in this house instead of a bachelor apartment full of scantily-clad young women?”

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    It could be worse. That phone number could end up on the phone bill.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 2 years ago

    I read this underneath an ad for some online game called Queen’s Blade, changing between some anime girls and with the text: “Feel the fighting spirit surge and burst through yourBeautiful Warriors’ tight armors.” For whatever it’s worth, it’s 7:45am here in Norway right now. No, I’m not going to click it.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 2 years ago

    Busted! In more ways than one……

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    nsr60  over 2 years ago

    Her second question: “You didn’t call that number, did you?”

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Calvin asks a simple question and Mom bites his head off!!

    Why doesn’t she make like June Cleaver and nag Dad (Ward) to bite his head off??

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    The more Calvin tries to understand the grown-up world, the more questions he faces.

    As Snoopy wrote in one of his novels in the Peanuts strip, “He wanted answers. He found only questions.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ve wondered that too!

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    pixiekitten Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The last panel hit too close to home.

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    The way things are going, it wouldn’t surprise me if they did have commercials like that during Saturday morning cartoons.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 2 years ago

    Calvin could have thrown Dad under the bus by saying he saw Pops scribble down the phone number once, that could be payback for all the times he has told Calvin to do mundane and boring things because they build “character”……

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    tremaine53  over 2 years ago

    “What makes them ‘goofy’, son?”

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    'IndyMan'  over 2 years ago

    Occasionally, I see commercials for ‘ladies that will tell your future’ that are scantily clad for which I change channels ! ! !!

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    Great, Calvin…now you’re going to have your TV watching monitored!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Calvin forgot to tell her about his call to Madame Cleo.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 2 years ago

    Calvin should have asked Dad, at least his answers are entertaining.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Ask a dumb question… :D

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    Guilty Bystander  over 2 years ago

    During a cartoon show? Let me guess…the “goofy ladies wearing underwear” looked like Betty Boop, Aunt Fritzi of Nancy (Guy Gilchrist version) or a Varga Girl.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” somebody said once.

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    rhpii  over 2 years ago

    It’s Jake.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Four dollars is more than Calvin can afford. Especially if he doesn’t have access to certain ID numbers.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dad was watching it.

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    Opus Croakus  over 2 years ago

    Spoiler alert Calvin, none of the ladies who answer the phones actually look like the ones in the ads.

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    g04922  over 2 years ago

    In a few years, Calvin will understand…. LOL.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Don’t really know where to go with this one … without leaving clues for inquiring young minds.

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    wiley207  over 2 years ago

    Classic lying Calvin traits in the third panel; finger up to his mouth, rolling eyes, and “um” and “uh” in his sentence. But it WOULD be funny if they showed such commercials during a morning cartoon block!

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    cmxx  over 2 years ago

    Calvin never heard of that old sign on an office wall somewhere (IBM?):

    Before you louse it up,

    THIMK.
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    hagarthehorrible  over 2 years ago

    Love the Panic on mom’s face in 3rd panel.

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    Back to Big Mike  over 2 years ago

    It’s NOT worth 4 dollars a minute.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Phone services like that are absurd!

    um, by-the-way, what was that number?

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    wiatr  over 2 years ago

    Back in the late ‘80s-early ’90s I was taping the old “Wyatt Earp” series off of WGBF in Philly (Channel 57). The commercial breaks were all for telephone chatting with women. This was at 4-5 AM and I wasn’t there to keep the commercials out so they’re still on those tapes. There’s still a Ch. 57 but the programming is less interesting and I don’t get it reliably.

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