The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2022

Person who invented Hawaiian pizza (ham & pineapple!!) should be drawn & quartered!!!

Pineapple on pizza is fine for those who like it and the purists don’t have to eat it. it is like white chocolate, we know it’s not really chocolate but we get the idea!

Relax. It’s only Domino’s /s

Try it, you might like it! (As I eat a Red Robin Banzai Burger)!

It’s a crime against nature I tell ya!!!

Never understood the animosity against it. Don’t like it myself but I’ve got other things to get onset about. Like anchovies on pizza.

OOO Hawaiian PIzzaaaaa

Nobody is forcing it down your throat. If you don’t like pineapple on your pizza, then order it that way. But it is not a crime that someone might have a difficult opinion than you.

When the pineapple mingles with the tomato sauce…..BAZINGA!

I think it was invented in Davenport, Iowa, at the original “Happy Joe’s” pizza joint in the East Village. The same guy (yep—“Joe”) invented the sauerkraut and Canadian bacon pizza. And yet—there is no statue of the man in Davenport!

Now someone has to ham it up.

In general, I stand with the Wiccans: “An it hurt none, do as ye will.”

But pineapple on pizza is Just Wrong.

Being drawn and quarteredd was the most horrible way to die. I read about it some historical novel.

Ironically, I always order pineapple on pizza when I go to dominoes

The best pizzas I’ve ever, by far, had were Canadian Bacon and Pineapple. Most Canadian Bacon and Pineapple pizzas I’ve had were not nearly that good, but still nothing to be dismayed about.

Not ham but Canadian bacon and pineapple!

Its egregious because the wine pairing is almost impossible. But then, after the second glass no one cares. Loud Hawaiian shirts help hide the inevitable stains, so party on!

I also like cheeseburger pizza, mustard instead of red sauce, ground hamburger, lettuce, onion, shredded American or cheddar cheese, dill pickles, and tomato. Sounds weird, but I tried it and I’m hooked. The best pizza IMHO is Pizza King in central Indiana.

I was a driver for Domino’s back in 1985. The manager asked me stop by the grocery store after finishing a run and get two cans of pineapple rings (pineapple wasn’t on the menu then). He made three large “Hawaiian” crew pies for us to try. Pretty sure it all got eaten and I don’t recall any negative reviews.

Don’t like Hawaiian pizza? Bah! Pizza elitist. Next thing you’ll be telling us is that White Zinfadal in a box isn’t the world’s best wine. “White Zin” as we in the know call it, matched with Round Tables ‘Maui Zaui’ stuffed crust pizza, is an unmatched gastronomic delight.

Domino’s got overzealous with the Hawaiian Pizza…

And people wonder why peace in the Middle East is so difficult; or anywhere for that matter.

There is nothing wrong with a pepperoni, extra cheese, and pineapple pizza – well, except for the carbs in the pineapple, but if you’re ordering pizza, who’s counting carbs?

I’m sorry; but aside from pineapple pizza, what’s the joke?

I will admit there are things to eat that are worse than pineapple on pizza. But by the same token there are worse things to drink than colonoscopy prep.

So, is that the joke? The cartoonist doesnt like Hawaiian pizza?His opinion is our joke for the day? Why is the fireman coming to a non-fire accident w a hose?

No injuries, just a crime against nature!

Honey + mustard? Whoever came up with that idea? It seems totally unnatural. Yet it tastes pretty good. Who’da guessed?

I love pineapple on pizza!

The chain had about 500 stores globally, and 58 in the United States, as of July 2019. Currently, the stores can be found in the states of California and Washington as well as in the Philippines. Shakey’s USA, Inc.

Just dropped in to see if there was a punchline I missed. Guess not.

I do like a good Canadian Bacon and pineapple pizza my favorite will always be sausage, olive and mushroom.

ham and pineapple pizza – at first I thought it was weird. loved it and it opened my mind to other pizza – who thought barbecue chicken pizza could be good too! an original pepperoni pizza is good, but discovering another tantalizing tasty pizza is also good

No, gruesome would have been if a pepperoni had been involved. Pineapple on pizza should always be paired with ham (or better, Canadian bacon. Yum!).

This one should be age-restricted…impressionable young minds need to be protected from this kind of unspeakable carnage.

Pineapple is just fine on pizza, as long as you also include jalapenos.