B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 24, 2022

They brought the 19th hole with them.

That’s an amazing sunset, it must have driven the colorist mad since there are no black pencil outlines to show them where to place the yellow color and where to place the blue color!

You could play 9 holes before sunrise. That is part of morning.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Frat boys till the end!

But you enjoyed yourselves for at least part of the round.

I wasn’t sure that I agreed with Peter’s conclusion.

Then I looked back at BC in panel 2:

He does look ineebee … inbreedee … ineebray … ineebreeayed … drunk

It seems that neither of them are going to be ale-ing. Even after a lager-ly game of golf. Although it does seem that they barley watched the time hop by. They are probably trying to ferment a better game for next time. And for their next game, they will probably scratch their heads, after every time they hit the ball. Wondering where it went. That’s why they say that they are ‘Scratch Golfers’. But all in all they are stout fellows who aren’t bitter about life. Even if they do catch a draft or two now and then. And now that the game is over they can catch a wry story from the other players.

After the 15th hole, he began seeing triple, so he just shot for the one in the middle.

Cavemen got kegs!

Still walking? Impressive!

Who invented the spoked wheels then?

I agree, kegs are too much for a golf cart, use a small tracked vehicle – good for on the greens. Notagolflover.

Sleep till morning, get two more Kegs and start another game. What else you got to do on a Saturday?

Well, that’s an unfortunate rule. I mean really, what’s the point of working up a golf thirst if you can’t quench it while swinging a steel bat and a little rock hard ball in the general direction of the people in front of you. “Gimme more beer Earl, I keep missing em.”

Some people call it golf. Others call it an excuse for day drinking.

Keg? Are there port-a-potties set out along the course? No? Ok, everyone stay out of the water hazards.

The most fun I ever had was driving the drink cart at the Golf Club for tournaments!! Summer job.

I work with those two guys.

Just pick a little grass along the course…

But that’s the fun part!

Then why golf?

In SE Wisconsin, currently, it’s an ozone alert. “Out of the south,” they say. Thanks Chicago….

Two drunks had left the tavern and had been walking in circles for a while. One observed, “The moon is really bright tonight!” The other replied, “You’re drunk! We’ve been drinking all night and that’s the sun up there!” As they were arguing another drunk came along and they asked, “Hey, buddy! How’s about settling an argument for us. Is that the sun or the moon up there?” The third drunk squinted skyward for a bit and replied, “How would I know? I don’t live around here!”

I have been seeing some good background color gradations at Dick Tracy of late. :-)

No more? Yeah right.

He’s going back, Jack, to do it again.