Good answer.
How do you know the Janitor will care?
“Okay. Now be frank: Is there anybody else who might care about you?”
911
Funny!
It’s a hospital! Notify a dam doctor!
Post it on my Facebook page.
sounds about right. :)
Always wanted to say that…. maybe now I will.
Not sure if he said that in jest…or earnest.
More likely at a dentist office. Just kidding, most dentists are pretty good at keeping pain to tolerable limits.
On my new Tracfone, there is an “Emergency” button right next to the “Power off” button. Anyone else see a slight problem with that? ☺
Wristband logic:
“I am a Catholic. In case of medical emergency, please call a priest.”
“I am an atheist. In case of medical emergency, please call a doctor.”
Dr. Oz…he’s a wizard,,,,!
Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. Great addition to any day.
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Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good answer.
enigmamz over 2 years ago
How do you know the Janitor will care?
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Okay. Now be frank: Is there anybody else who might care about you?”
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
911
profbob over 2 years ago
Funny!
Skeptical Meg over 2 years ago
It’s a hospital! Notify a dam doctor!
uniquename over 2 years ago
Post it on my Facebook page.
Chris over 2 years ago
sounds about right. :)
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Always wanted to say that…. maybe now I will.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Not sure if he said that in jest…or earnest.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
More likely at a dentist office. Just kidding, most dentists are pretty good at keeping pain to tolerable limits.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
On my new Tracfone, there is an “Emergency” button right next to the “Power off” button. Anyone else see a slight problem with that? ☺
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wristband logic:
“I am a Catholic. In case of medical emergency, please call a priest.”
“I am an atheist. In case of medical emergency, please call a doctor.”
InTraining over 2 years ago
Dr. Oz…he’s a wizard,,,,!
thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. Great addition to any day.