They’ll miss that, too.
Come on Dirk, add eye care to your troopers health insurance.
Then again, I guess new troopers are always cheaper.
A yellow head? They must be imagining that it’s Brewster.
And here’s to NOT finding tootsie rolls in it
Apparently they’re as good with sticks and a piñata as they are at aiming guns.
That’s not how piñata’s work. You’re supposed to be blindfolded.
Some piñatas put up a good fight before they spill their guts.
Dirk Raider enters the room 20 minutes later: “Why are you morons wearing dented armor?”
If these clowns aim like Star Wars Stormtroopers, that piñata is perfectly safe.
I don’t think Dirk Raider’s can win at this, these are the guys who can’t shoot straight. Why do they believe they can swing a stick any better, all they will do is hit each other.
[Whoosh!] [Swish!] [Whiff!]
Dirk: “Why is it me? Why is it always me?”
How to hit it?
“Hey, it’s behind you!”
My money’s on the pinata.
They’ve got a chance as long as they don’t use their laser guns.
I thought they might be trying Wordle.
boy, nothin’ beats a piñata, eh…
PiÑatas: Why bungee jumping is not popular in Mexico.
When they finally manage to knock it down, they discover that Trooper 67 stole all the Candy out of it and replaced it with Tootsie Rolls.
There was a movie about Imperial stormtroopers in a tennis tournament. It was titled “Endless Love”.
You can’t swing at the piñata without putting the blast shield down on your helmet.
Trooper Frank just got out of the hospital from last time.
Imagine over 2 years ago
They’ll miss that, too.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Come on Dirk, add eye care to your troopers health insurance.
Then again, I guess new troopers are always cheaper.
Bilan over 2 years ago
A yellow head? They must be imagining that it’s Brewster.
geese28 over 2 years ago
And here’s to NOT finding tootsie rolls in it
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
Apparently they’re as good with sticks and a piñata as they are at aiming guns.
Null Island over 2 years ago
That’s not how piñata’s work. You’re supposed to be blindfolded.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Some piñatas put up a good fight before they spill their guts.
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
Dirk Raider enters the room 20 minutes later: “Why are you morons wearing dented armor?”
trainnut1956 over 2 years ago
If these clowns aim like Star Wars Stormtroopers, that piñata is perfectly safe.
blakerl over 2 years ago
I don’t think Dirk Raider’s can win at this, these are the guys who can’t shoot straight. Why do they believe they can swing a stick any better, all they will do is hit each other.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
[Whoosh!] [Swish!] [Whiff!]
Dirk: “Why is it me? Why is it always me?”
old_geek over 2 years ago
How to hit it?
“Hey, it’s behind you!”
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
My money’s on the pinata.
pkdavis over 2 years ago
They’ve got a chance as long as they don’t use their laser guns.
Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago
I thought they might be trying Wordle.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
boy, nothin’ beats a piñata, eh…
norphos over 2 years ago
PiÑatas: Why bungee jumping is not popular in Mexico.
bakana over 2 years ago
When they finally manage to knock it down, they discover that Trooper 67 stole all the Candy out of it and replaced it with Tootsie Rolls.
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
There was a movie about Imperial stormtroopers in a tennis tournament. It was titled “Endless Love”.
Daeder over 2 years ago
You can’t swing at the piñata without putting the blast shield down on your helmet.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Trooper Frank just got out of the hospital from last time.