Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 28, 2022

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    They’ll miss that, too.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    Come on Dirk, add eye care to your troopers health insurance.

    Then again, I guess new troopers are always cheaper.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    A yellow head? They must be imagining that it’s Brewster.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    And here’s to NOT finding tootsie rolls in it

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    LawrenceS  over 2 years ago

    Apparently they’re as good with sticks and a piñata as they are at aiming guns.

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    Null Island  over 2 years ago

    That’s not how piñata’s work. You’re supposed to be blindfolded.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    Some piñatas put up a good fight before they spill their guts.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 2 years ago

    Dirk Raider enters the room 20 minutes later: “Why are you morons wearing dented armor?”

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    trainnut1956  over 2 years ago

    If these clowns aim like Star Wars Stormtroopers, that piñata is perfectly safe.

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    blakerl  over 2 years ago

    I don’t think Dirk Raider’s can win at this, these are the guys who can’t shoot straight. Why do they believe they can swing a stick any better, all they will do is hit each other.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    [Whoosh!] [Swish!] [Whiff!]

    Dirk: “Why is it me? Why is it always me?”

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    old_geek  over 2 years ago

    How to hit it?

    “Hey, it’s behind you!”

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    My money’s on the pinata.

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    pkdavis  over 2 years ago

    They’ve got a chance as long as they don’t use their laser guns.

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought they might be trying Wordle.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    boy, nothin’ beats a piñata, eh…

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    norphos  over 2 years ago

    PiÑatas: Why bungee jumping is not popular in Mexico.

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    When they finally manage to knock it down, they discover that Trooper 67 stole all the Candy out of it and replaced it with Tootsie Rolls.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    There was a movie about Imperial stormtroopers in a tennis tournament. It was titled “Endless Love”.

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    You can’t swing at the piñata without putting the blast shield down on your helmet.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Trooper Frank just got out of the hospital from last time.

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