Close to Home by John McPherson for July 07, 2022

It was in our wedding vows.

Hmmm. John didn’t draw in a collar and leash.

Are you married to that position?

Slightly off track; Are we allowed an opinion on opinion polls? I rarely answer them ‘cuz I don’t think they’re truthful about how they’ll be used.

the only thing older than that suitcase is the idea of a door to door opinion poll…

Hye, that’s not fair. I let my husband have all the opinions that he wants, as long as they’re right.

Sure you get to have an opinion Bleeb-your wife’s! ;D

Whoever built that house didn’t take into account rainwater washing inside the front door.

John, I am not bald!

As the same guy said, “I haven’t talked to my wife in 18 months. I hate to interrupt her”.

Har, har. So many funny wife jokes. :)

….only because you let her…..

He could be in trouble. I don’t think he was authorized to say that.

No comment!

Hmmm! This is more true than funny…

… but I may need a second “opinion “…

(Green plaid alert!)

Truer words were never spoken.

Married men should always remember the Mans Prayer: “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”

Not true. No indeed. You are expected to have opinions on everything. Just the wrong opinion.

“Isn’t that right, Dear?”

Anytime he needs an opinion his wife will give him one.

Let me ask my wife.

If my wife is behind me…what she says.

Story of a husband’s life….

My car doesn’t have any O pinions. :)

I am sure he has an opinion, he just not allowed to express it.

I got an opinion, I am just overruled all the time!

Observe carefully, Bleeb. This is profound.

I also like, “Hey, How’s it going?”….“Can’t complain…Wife won’t let me…”

Oh, of course you get to have an opinion, and you don’t even have to come up with them yourself: your wife provides them gratis.

Hi, Bleeb!

Me: Let’s watch Stranger Things.

Her: Let’s watch Bridgerton.

Guess what we watched.

I’m a Trumper. I have no valid opinions

I’m seriously disappointed in Ya’ll, dozens of comments and nobody came up with the old trope “Opinions are like…….some just smell worse than others” Hah, got past the censor on that.

He’s already in trouble for answering the door.

Judging from the look on that guy’s face, he’s married too.