Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 15, 2022

Obviously he’s talking to a peroxide blond.

That arrangement is all wet.

But the break-up can be explosive.

That O-H is a radical!

Later, they added S and three more O’s.

I thought threesomes were passe?

OH: Hi “H” … … H: Hi “OH” … … Let’s make some Hi-drogen Hi-droxide.

Don’t be ridiculous. Plain water not spicy to spice up anything.

Meet up with an ethyl group and get wasted.

Ewww!

Bondage is in there somewhere, I think.

If they find another H to play with that would be pretty heavy.

That would make it a molecule ’a troi.

One “H” two “O” makes water

Do I sense some chemistry here? ;-)

Hey! Don’t forget about ME!!! “2”

Actually, adding the extra H would actually lower the spiciness of the relationship since OH- (Hydroxide ion) is MUCH more reactive than H2O (technically, it’s the strongest base you can possibly get.)

Kinky!

The first H looks a bit negative about the idea, while the second is much more positive. And as we all know, OH- and H+ do indeed make water.

think about this: the earth is comprised of 75% noncarbonated water, so …..

Seems like it would more likely water down your relationship.

Polyamory adds spice, and it’s more common than you would expect. The trick to success is to keep it transparent.

Be careful! You could make dihydrogen monoxide, and everyone knows that can be deadly!

Dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous. It’s been found in brain tumors, it’s the main component of acid rain, and inhaling it can be fatal.

Actually two H couples and one O couple do some partner switching and end up as two threesomes.

It takes “2” to tango

Could get steamy, though