Life insurance guy to me many years ago. “What do you do?” I’m a technician. “What does that entail?” I weld thermocouples onto solid rocket boosters. “Hmmmmm.”
Somehow, insurance is less for a number of people I know with several accidents on their records than it is for me. Apparently I am “high risk” because I have a fast car and I’m male, but at least I’m not a teenager or in my 20s anymore. That was brutally expensive. I’d say it’s more important that I’ve had no accidents in decades, and the only one I ever had at 20 years old was a small scrape at 5mph.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
but he has already survived so many accidents you would think he would be a safe bet!
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Life insurance guy to me many years ago. “What do you do?” I’m a technician. “What does that entail?” I weld thermocouples onto solid rocket boosters. “Hmmmmm.”
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
Mr & Mrs Dummy have twin baby boys. Their names are “Nuts & Bolts”
Ubintold over 2 years ago
His nickname is Crash.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless and dead end… remember that there are Crash Test Dummies!
geese28 over 2 years ago
Boy I’d hate to see Dummé’s premiums on just liability….
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Can I assume that “Mr. Dumme” was "made in France?
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
“But I’m not going to get into a land war in Asia. I’m just going to Australia for 7 turns.”
Prey over 2 years ago
Problem is, all his accidents were caught on camera.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wonder what ever became of Buster, the Myth Buster crash test dummy? Maybe he has his own children’s TV show in Europe.
Bob Blumenfeld over 2 years ago
Love the character’s name.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
But, I don’t even drink!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
But, I’ve only need to the repair shop 3 times…
Doug K over 2 years ago
Is Mr. Dumme being discriminated against because of his … race?
… or his ancestral background? [Is this a case of Unfair hiring practice?]
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ted, we’ve told you before, we don’t insure dummies.
Just-me over 2 years ago
Denied because he’s accident prone???
e.groves over 2 years ago
And he has a habit of driving into brick walls.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wood I be eligible for a reduced rate if I forgo personal injury coverage? I’m very resilient..
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Speaking of accidents, Bleeb it isn’t safe hanging out under that office chair. You could be run over.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Way to jump to conclusions.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Guess he’ll have to get insurance for dummies.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dig that crazy floor!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Hiya Bleeb!!!! No, you don’t want to take lessons from Mr. Dumme. :)
eb110americana over 2 years ago
Somehow, insurance is less for a number of people I know with several accidents on their records than it is for me. Apparently I am “high risk” because I have a fast car and I’m male, but at least I’m not a teenager or in my 20s anymore. That was brutally expensive. I’d say it’s more important that I’ve had no accidents in decades, and the only one I ever had at 20 years old was a small scrape at 5mph.
MissyTiger over 2 years ago
The Dummés are an offshoot of the Dumás family.