Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 20, 2022

It’s a trap!

Of course, once you get there, it’s all melted. You see, this is a modern option for Tantalous.

If you have trouble walking on a tightrope, you can always sit on it and scoot across.

Who wants brain-freeze for eternity? There’s always a “catch” in H.ell.

Have you got honey caramel macadamia?

If they don’t have salted caramel flavor, I’m not going.

They both naked as J Birds.

Notice – no lines

Ah, the place where “It could be worse” is a certainty.

She’s got as much chance as a Snow-cone in Heck.

Cue “Soul to Soul” by …. The Temptations.

If he included pizza and beer, I would have to give it some serious choice.

Hey, if we don’t get clothes in H*ell how can we tell who’s better or worse?

It is “all you want” not “all you can eat” – so you’ll continue to just want it forever. :)

A magnet on my fridge reads: I can resist anything but temptation. Quite regrettably, it’s true. . .

My wife and I will occasionally have ice cream for dinner. We don’t have room to have it as dessert.

Only one chocolate and one vanilla? Big mistake! Vanilla is still the favorite flavor…

Nick’s Ice Cream, same as the chinese stuff, that won’t melt.

https://nypost.com/2022/07/11/terrifying-chinese-ice-cream-doesnt-seem-to-melt-in-viral-video/

I’ve heard an ice-cream truck come through the neighborhood a few times but I can’t seem to get my but out of the seat to run down a truck in this heat. Guess I am indeed getting old.

Looks are deceiving, especially where the horned guy with the pointy tail and cape is concerned.

It’s gotta be Butter Brickle…or nothing!

What do you mean the only flavors are Birthday Cake, Bubble Gum, Grape and Pistachio/Mint/Rum Raisin?

Didn’t dissuade Homer Simpson.

How come old fat guys have skinny legs?

At least they appear to have a choice.

I got puddin’ pie banana, dixie cups

All flavors and push ups too

It was the tradition, back in the heyday of the “soda fountain”, to allow new employees unlimited access to the ice cream for the first couple of days. That was enough. My father told me how he still had trouble enjoying a cone decades later. :)

Wiley you are 2 Days late for National Ice Cream day!!!

Ice Cream melts in hades.It’s a trap.

He’d do better using tomato sauce barbecue as bait

I prefer to thinks it’s real, and you’ll burn off the calories in hades. In your face, keto!

All you have to do is sign right here after touching my horn.

Go for it, it ain’t gonna kill you.

Diet translated: Die (for) it.

If I’m naked in heII I will watch what I eat. Don’t want to get too fat with no clothing to cover me.

When tRump gets to heII he won’t be naked. That would be too cruel for the other residents to have to see him naked.

“What flavor would you like?”

“Chocolate”

“Sorry, we’re out of that. Come back in a thousand years.”

The cruelest part is that even if they cross the burning rope, there’s no room for them to stand in front of the vendor.

A bad cop gets down to H e l l , and on either side of the entrance he sees a table. On one is a gun. On the other is a donut. Ol’ Scratch tells him he can just pick one,

The sign doesn’t mention the habanero in every scoop.

The sign doesn’t say anything about the habanero in every scoop.

Now, will they be able to resist temptation?

Baskin Robbins is not my idea of heck!

It’s crueler, not more cruel.

Yeah, but you can’t get there from here.

This punishment goes way beyond cruel and unusual!!!