B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 18, 2022

Simple pleasures

Trying out some sound effects.

let’s call it: Baseball

In a few million years it will evolve into the NBA. Then it starts to de-evolve again.

Before B.C.’s march toward progress by throwing stuff, I wonder how they captured mammoths for food? Did they run up to mammoths, jump on their backs and put a wrestling choke hold on them?

To be a kid again.

It’s called sports!

I suppose everyone needs a hobby.

Find a board, cut a hole in it and “Cornhole”.

Human beings are the only species that can throw anything with any accuracy, be it a fastball or a spear.

“Throwing stuff at other stuff”…beats “trying to relieve the boredom in my life”!

The march of progress is Vigilant! This will evolve into Baseball, basketball, soccer, golf and even football. We will create the NBA, NFL, MLB, MLS and the PGA. And millions and millions of people, will watch other people Throwin’ stuff at other Stuff. It’s true….

A “march” – or progress – cannot be “vigilant.” Check your dictionary.

The invention of throw and fetch, and rock skipping

A sobriquet for the majority political party in Washington

We have just witnessed the forefather of artillery at its inception.

They should call it an experiment in natural audio harmonics and resonance – sounds “better”

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Early work on the Large Hadron Collider…

Should be glad that the stuff doesn’t throw other stuff back, I guess.

I admit that when I pass by a large body of water, I am inclined to throw something into it, usually a stone of some sort.

He will attain mastery when the stone arrives at KER-LEAF!

I find that sort of thing to be very cathartic. Though, in my case, I rarely hit what I am throwing at. Probably for the best, except the friendly fire rate around me is pretty high.

Tunk, Clonk, schluunk – WTH

Getting ready for the November mid-term elections.

Well whatever it is, there is a lot of it going around.

That rock didn’t skip over the water … you loose.

Today we call it “bowling” or “basketball”, or…

Next is putting things on top of other things…there’s an organization for that.

And then I will place things on top of each other.

The first Troll??

Tunk? Schluunk? Clonk? Well I never!

That rock sunk like a…you get the picture!