Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 18, 2022

So what would he have done if it was dandruff shampoo?

Travolta Horsie.

Directions: Step 1: Apply Grease.

Nice try there, Horace, but you ignored the word itself: sham + pøø

(The word didn’t have those exact o’s, but I had to put them in to fool the ‘Your comment includes word(s) on our banned list.’)

I use a hair and body wash

First time I saw it on the shelf I thought it said hairy body wash, and I thought they must have made it just for guys like me

1. Follow shampoo instructions, “Lather, Rinse, Repeat”.

2. You are now stuck in an eternal loop.

“Does what it says on the tin.”

Nooooo! NEIGH-ver do that, Horace! Your clippety clop will now sound like slippery slop!

Grease is the word.

next time Horace, use WD-40 and put it on like hair spray…!

My horse does it in reverse order: I give him a bath, then he rolls in a mud puddle!

Actually there is a misprint, it’s really a veterinary shampoo for oily rabbits.

He’s gonna get his money’s worth out of this bottle of shampoo, dang it!

This would explain all those shower slip-and-fall accidents, especially among Horaces. :)

The Teflon people make a nice imitation dandruff powder.

and on his next date with Melody he will hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVEuM_4lBE

I suspected this was the case when I was a teenager. :-)

He was going to complain but decided to let it slide this time.