Herman by Jim Unger for July 23, 2022

…. you can take her for free man….

I would never say no. Wouldn’t want to get beat up.

Toxic femininity

Gnaw your arm off you fool!

You may marry her, but you know she doesn’t allow mirrors in the house.

Gladass?

“She’s too shy to ask you herself, Dad.”

“It’s funny how you both forgot to mention she was a pro wrestler. I’m sure I’ll have many happy fears together with her. Ow!”

In most “shotgun” weddings, it’s the father who holds the weapon. This bride will be the weapon.

“That will be up to Gladys.”

No shotgun needed.

He made the mistake of telling someone, Only if somebody twists my arm.

Is that Gladys doing the arm twisting or is it Gladys’ mother?

“Yes, because I’ve always wanted a spineless jelly fish for a son-in-law.”

“No need to. You’re arm will get used to being in that position”

He seems to have waited a long time to ask.

He’d be more than happy if you married his wife!!!

Please, before my arm is broken……

Dad says, “You don’t have to twist my arm”.

It looks like Daddy’s little girl has everything under control.