Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2022

  1. Plsa button
    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Our new little kitty had a botfly larva growing in her neck. Not fun. Gone now. At least they don’t leave permanent damage the way lyme ticks can.

     •  Reply
  2. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A friend caught Lyme disease and almost died. It was horrible. Don’t fool around with it if you think you have. Prompt treatment is critical.

     •  Reply
  3. Ava2
    C  over 2 years ago

    Don’t take it lyming down

     •  Reply
  4. Img 3705
    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Poor Jarvis. “Drop your briefs and spread your legs, Sir.”

     •  Reply
  5. Trollspry
    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    “Jarvis! Do something! Fast! Time is TICKing!”

     •  Reply
  6. Img 1832
    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Luna tick

     •  Reply
  7. Grand canyon picture
    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    I lived in Danbury for about 10 years. Ridgefield was just down the road. High class town that doesn’t even allow store signs with any color in them.

     •  Reply
  8. Groucho
    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Does Jarvis remember somewhere else he needs to be or does the thought of match heated tweezers suggest a perverse interlude of amusement? Tune in tomorrow to see ‘As The Worm Turns’.

     •  Reply
  9. 1959 chevy elcamino
    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    Too bad Sedgwick, you have attracted the lowly lyme tick, a low class tick for a low class kid.

     •  Reply
  10. Mr haney
    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The worst one is the TX tick that causes allergies to BEEF! And I have read numerous stories of people who had Lyme but the doctors said they didn’t!!

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    How do you know they are lyme ticks?

    They’re all green.

    Wait a second were you eating a bag of skittles in your bunk, and you discarded the green ones because you hate that flavour?

    Yeah, Why?

    I don’t think you have ticks, i think you have skittle pox.

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    jmark4n Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Fear not, Sedgwick. Lyme Disease is spread by deer ticks. There’s no such thing as a Lyme tick. But then Jim Meddick would have to find something new for the next installment.

     •  Reply
  13. Panda 2024
    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    I got Lime Disease. Now I can’t even look at green Jello, without nausea.

    Honestly, I’ve had the dammn stuff 3 times, and I buy DEET by the case.

     •  Reply
  14. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Deer syphilis.

     •  Reply
  15. Reading cat
    morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    More doses of reality for little Sedgie.

     •  Reply
  16. 3c777ff2 4bb1 47cd 9770 62ea9f8bab9b
    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Removing those buggers, if they actually are ticks, will be painful.

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    bluegrassfan  over 2 years ago

    My D-I-L has alpha-gal and realized she can eat beef if it is strictly grass fed with no hormones or steroids, she is also able to eat lamb, venison, pork, etc.

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    Brazosman1  over 2 years ago

    UH-oh!

     •  Reply
  19. 111 tiny
    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “And bring me a clean pair of tighty whities while you’re at it!” Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! :)

     •  Reply
  20. 20211101 125120
    scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ticks Happen !! Check Yourself !

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago
    Yes a common threat at summer camp and summer activities with the scouts, were the f**king ticks!
     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    ctbeeguy  over 2 years ago

    I’m from East Lyme. Our ticks are very upscale. (Yes, I’ve had Lyme disease 3 times)

     •  Reply
  23. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Dum da dum DUM!

    (Do you hear ominous drum rolls?)

    Is little Sedgie going to come down with Lyme Disease? Some might take guilty pleasure in his misfortune (Schadenfreude), but I trust Jarvis to deal with this intense situation.

    (And please do so quickly, Jarvis, because I don’t think I’ll survive another day of seeing Sedgwick in his tighty-whities….)

     •  Reply
  24. Us flag day poster 1917
    Billy Yank  over 2 years ago

    Let us not bug Ridgefield. They had quite a battle there in 1777, after the British burned Danbury.

     •  Reply
  25. Cheshire avatar
    decalwrites  over 2 years ago

    Lyme patient here. Lyme is not a joke. Also yes, @NeedaChuckle there are cases where the doctors said it was not Lyme…but that is a whole ’nother story.

     •  Reply
  26. Gocomics
    dragonbite  over 2 years ago

    Where does Jim live? The Greenwich reference is a fairly obvious one, but Ridgefield? Less so.Why not Wilton, or “Darien on the derriere”?

     •  Reply
  27. Missing large
    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    I think Jarvis sees the opportunity to ruin the little snot’s whole experience. I say there’s nothing back there at all.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Monty