Does Jarvis remember somewhere else he needs to be or does the thought of match heated tweezers suggest a perverse interlude of amusement? Tune in tomorrow to see ‘As The Worm Turns’.
Fear not, Sedgwick. Lyme Disease is spread by deer ticks. There’s no such thing as a Lyme tick. But then Jim Meddick would have to find something new for the next installment.
My D-I-L has alpha-gal and realized she can eat beef if it is strictly grass fed with no hormones or steroids, she is also able to eat lamb, venison, pork, etc.
Is little Sedgie going to come down with Lyme Disease? Some might take guilty pleasure in his misfortune (Schadenfreude), but I trust Jarvis to deal with this intense situation.
(And please do so quickly, Jarvis, because I don’t think I’ll survive another day of seeing Sedgwick in his tighty-whities….)
Lyme patient here. Lyme is not a joke. Also yes, @NeedaChuckle there are cases where the doctors said it was not Lyme…but that is a whole ’nother story.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
Our new little kitty had a botfly larva growing in her neck. Not fun. Gone now. At least they don’t leave permanent damage the way lyme ticks can.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
A friend caught Lyme disease and almost died. It was horrible. Don’t fool around with it if you think you have. Prompt treatment is critical.
C over 2 years ago
Don’t take it lyming down
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Poor Jarvis. “Drop your briefs and spread your legs, Sir.”
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“Jarvis! Do something! Fast! Time is TICKing!”
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Luna tick
Ricky Bennett over 2 years ago
I lived in Danbury for about 10 years. Ridgefield was just down the road. High class town that doesn’t even allow store signs with any color in them.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Does Jarvis remember somewhere else he needs to be or does the thought of match heated tweezers suggest a perverse interlude of amusement? Tune in tomorrow to see ‘As The Worm Turns’.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Too bad Sedgwick, you have attracted the lowly lyme tick, a low class tick for a low class kid.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
The worst one is the TX tick that causes allergies to BEEF! And I have read numerous stories of people who had Lyme but the doctors said they didn’t!!
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
How do you know they are lyme ticks?
They’re all green.
Wait a second were you eating a bag of skittles in your bunk, and you discarded the green ones because you hate that flavour?
Yeah, Why?
I don’t think you have ticks, i think you have skittle pox.
jmark4n Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fear not, Sedgwick. Lyme Disease is spread by deer ticks. There’s no such thing as a Lyme tick. But then Jim Meddick would have to find something new for the next installment.
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
I got Lime Disease. Now I can’t even look at green Jello, without nausea.
Honestly, I’ve had the dammn stuff 3 times, and I buy DEET by the case.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Deer syphilis.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago
More doses of reality for little Sedgie.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
Removing those buggers, if they actually are ticks, will be painful.
bluegrassfan over 2 years ago
My D-I-L has alpha-gal and realized she can eat beef if it is strictly grass fed with no hormones or steroids, she is also able to eat lamb, venison, pork, etc.
Brazosman1 over 2 years ago
UH-oh!
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
“And bring me a clean pair of tighty whities while you’re at it!” Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! :)
scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ticks Happen !! Check Yourself !
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
ctbeeguy over 2 years ago
I’m from East Lyme. Our ticks are very upscale. (Yes, I’ve had Lyme disease 3 times)
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Dum da dum DUM!
(Do you hear ominous drum rolls?)
Is little Sedgie going to come down with Lyme Disease? Some might take guilty pleasure in his misfortune (Schadenfreude), but I trust Jarvis to deal with this intense situation.
(And please do so quickly, Jarvis, because I don’t think I’ll survive another day of seeing Sedgwick in his tighty-whities….)
Billy Yank over 2 years ago
Let us not bug Ridgefield. They had quite a battle there in 1777, after the British burned Danbury.
decalwrites over 2 years ago
Lyme patient here. Lyme is not a joke. Also yes, @NeedaChuckle there are cases where the doctors said it was not Lyme…but that is a whole ’nother story.
dragonbite over 2 years ago
Where does Jim live? The Greenwich reference is a fairly obvious one, but Ridgefield? Less so.Why not Wilton, or “Darien on the derriere”?
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
I think Jarvis sees the opportunity to ruin the little snot’s whole experience. I say there’s nothing back there at all.