B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 30, 2022

Well, this is what I wanted to happen, so that is what did happen.

hunter-gatherer, minus the hunter.

Well he did his best to impress her, but it didn’t quite work out.

“I may have exaggerated the results, but nobody will know in a million years.”

“Nor will they care either.”

Love the Do !

Typical. For a woman who had a lovely time on the date she sure knows how to spoil the mood when they come back to the apartment for the nightcap.

Reminds me of my ex, she had a talent for killing the mood. And then getting upset with me ‘cause I wasn’t in the mood…….

Lots of room for exaggeration on your cave wall.

Why was I thinking “Etchings”?

Berry bushes can be vicious. Sometimes they have thorns.

“You seem to have quite an imagination. Is this like surrealism?”

He might have fallen into the carnivorous beri beri plant. Or he might have found the prehistoric berry plant that Willy Wonka used to turn a little girl into a giant blue-berry.

She did a lovely job of trashing HIS berries …

She had a lovely time…and then he blew it!

He drew his torso upside down.

That’s like, " I caught a fish, THIS big" story!

Another male ego flattened

“Hey!”, replies Thor, “I am a hunter gatherer, after all”!

perspective

Ah, yes, the great berry hunt. You need a spear to bring them down from the high branches.

That’ not artistic license, that’s creative delusionalism.

44,000 years ago the first cave painting was created… The next day, p**n was invented. X). (I can understand blocking links, images, etc. but I can’t even use the “P” word)? &_&

Maybe they were berries that caused hallucinations and he really thought he did have huge biceps got that boar.

You know, that’s a good point. Most of those drawings show the guy holding the weapon, not actually using it.

Actually, there was much more gathering than hunting.

She will be more impressed with your drawings of you flying that spaceship

Art never tells the truth. She does not under stand Art.

But his silhouette is certainly accurate!

She was drawing him towards popping her berry (or cherry).

Good wife material … a memory like a steel trap.

And you looking like Atlas…..

Someone’s a real fruitcake!

lol

His literary license is about to be suspended.

Thor as a muscleman has been done. (See “Thor: Love and Thunder”, folks!)

I thought the punchline was going to be, “OH, you actually had cave paintings you wanted me to see!”