Jeff Danziger for July 19, 2022

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Danziger has a wonderfully firm grasp on the obvious. I am hoping DOJ does too.

Not too sure about this, since even SATAN has SOME STANDARDS!!! I’m not sure that he would want to be associated THIS CLOSELY with THE TRAITOR TRUMP!!!

And yes, someone would have to explain the concept of “The Truth” to The Traitor, since he’s NEVER encountered it before!!

32,573 lies so far. What’s a few more?

The tooth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

Next question. Man, camera, TV, woman, COFEFFEE.

Next question. You can’t ask me that. It will be gone by April.

Next question. You can’t believe her. I barely knew who she was. Everyone says that she’s mentally ill.

Next question. I won by a landslide. Everyone knows that.

Next question. I don’t recall.

You have everything you need. I’m leaving.

AND, I repeat, It doesn’t matter one way or another, The’re only words.

They’ll have to sprinkle Trump first with Holy Water before he puts his hand on a bible or it’ll burst into flames.

We have truth here.

“The good thing about the pandemic is that I don’t have to shake hands with those disgusting people.”

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The Disciples not only have no idea who said this, they have NO CLUE he is talking about them.

If the former guy ever testifies, “It will be wild”.

He is psychologically incapable of telling the truth.

Mr. D: A+++++.

Unfortunately there are some who believe him-and they’re as whacked as he is. Kinda makes me long for good ol’ senile Ronnie.

That is because it is the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Traitor Trump lies about everything all of the time.

And even Satan then says, “Get thee behind me!”

The real question — seeing the way things are proceeding — is, “Will sane people be able to get themselves and their assets out of the country before authoritarian right-wing purges begin?”

tRUMP thinks the truth is a 4 letter word, he can’t count either

Oh heck, let him testify. It would be entertaining to see him top the inane performance he gave at his first debate with Biden.

He might even at some point get so exasperated as to just flip the bird to the January 6th committee and drop trou, to invite them all to land a smooch on the moon. And the cameras at his front could zoom in to finally reveal his shortcoming (per Stormy). /S

Jeff, good toon, but the subject is drawn too thin and should have shorter fingers, also, he should be throwing food at the wall.

Exactly so Jeff!

Um, just a word, guys. You’re being a little too easy on Satan. After all, “he is a liar and the father of the lie.” Trump is just a masterwork in that regard (not to say he’s beyond changing, if he so chose.) If the havoc wreaked by Trump, his minions and now those who are following suit in declaring any election lost by them to be tainted is appalling, just remember, it didn’t start with Trump.

“The truth? Hardly know it. Not a fan.”

Lincoln was right when he said you couldn’t fool all of the people all of the time. The problem is Republicans (fortunately) aren’t all the people and today’s crop fall into the catagory of some of the people all of the time, which is enough to bring out the cowardice of the current DOJ’s membership and democrats who think that putting off a fight for another day won’t give your enemy time to get stronger and you weaker.

Bingo!

I wonder if this is why DOJ is holding back—he should have been approved for SCOTUS except for Mitch McConnell was too busy to schedule “hearings” and he has a chance for a little payback……

The difference is that THIS time, lying may have real consequences. I sincerely hope.

His lame excuse for running in ‘24; like a bank robber asking for a seat on the bank’s board!!!

Hey, hey, hey! A lotta people believe him. Good people, only the best people. Biggely.

Ivanka went belly-up, maybe the great blob is next? [insert delicious smile here]

‘’*Styx Water Taxi* is here for you Donnie. Don’t forget, bring a coin for the ferryman.’’

Next comes an endless volley of “I don’t remember”.

opspecial, ultra ammosexual, kat and alfred brown, what do you think when one of the absolute best cartoonists just lays out the nature of your hero in such a candid manner?: