Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 01, 2022

Jerky sounds appropriate for you.

She’s hoping you’ll hop a freight.

Write if you get work.

Off the rails

You might want to factor the price of gas into your decision.

He should stop at the eye brow store and pick up some for both of them.

Later: “Where’s your jerky stick?” … “I missed the train.”

He favors Stobe the Hobo.

Be careful, his car radio might play Springsteen ♪♫ Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride and I never went back. ♫♪

Feeling deprived a little ‘caus our little station don’t sell jerky or cigs. But they will pump gas for you.

Okey dokey, Hubcap Willie.

boxcar willy. good tunes there

That’d be a twelve dollar jerky stick.

If you have to think about it, stick with the jerky. And you can get a package of them at the store for about what you’ll pay for one at the gas station.

If you decide on the train, I would still stop and get the jerky, it will come in handy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxcar_Willie

Very understanding wife, I must say….

Trailer’s for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain’t got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

I’m a man of means by no means

King of the road

Third boxcar, midnight train

Destination Bangor, Maine

Old, worn out suit and shoes

I don’t pay no union dues

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I’m a man of means by no means

King of the road

I know every engineer on every train

All of their children, and all of their names

And every handout in every town

Every lock that ain’t locked, when no one’s around

I sing, trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain’t got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

I’m a man of means by no means

King of the road

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain’t got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom buys…

He’s goin’ to Arizona…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuoJV7Z5Lho&ab_channel=mnfesq

The life of a hobo? What just happened here???

Couldn’t he just pick up any stick and it would be a jerk stick?