Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 28, 2022

You’re alarming the cats, lady.

Are they allowed to be loud?

Sad thing is I wouldn’t be surprised to see signs misspelled like that these days.

He’s right. The sign says what it says. You have to accept the cats.

Sure, quite now…Come night time , ‘CRASH, BANG’…Always finding something to knock off a table.

How about pet ninja sloths? They is vevvy vevvy qviet.

I see what they did hear. (Did you see what I did here?)

Tell Karen to go back to elementary school and stay awake this time….

Apparently people who take things as they are literally written are not allowed in this building. At least that’s the way it looks and sounds.

“Aloud”, as I learned it, refers to verbalization, or audible communication. It doesn’t matter the volume. So if the cats purr, or meow, at all, they violate the rule.

No purring permitted?

When donuts were spelled ‘doughnuts’, girls at grade 6 bake sale had a sign up ’ dognuts for sale’.

Yep. My cats annoy NO neighbors. My neighbor and his yipping dog can’t say the same thing, unfortunately.

Just claim they are support animals.

One more reminder of the importance of copyediting and proofreading—says the [semi-retired] copyeditor and proofreader.

Love the black cat peering around the door. :-)

spelling counts

Of course the paper on wall is really meaningless. It’s what is in the lease that counts.

Don’t worry, they’re feline versions of an Alaskan Malamute.

Learn to spell better. Love, Pa…

Bravo, sir.

I recently saw someone post something about wanting to “soothe” someone, except they forgot the last “e” so it went from trying to make them calm to trying to tell them the truth.